A/N: i do not own the Avengers, Marvel does. PURE FANFICTION. hope you like it :)

"Don't-!" Captain America stressed too late as Thor smashed Black Widow's brand new vase full of water with his hammer.

"Why does the Lady of black possess such a hideous item?!" Boomed Thor, oblivious to the water that had soaked into the entire table cloth.

"I'll clean it up." sighed Bruce Banner as he grabbed the dustpan and brush, cautiously sweeping the shattered pieces up.

A man casually walked into the room, taking in the scene with a broad smirk placed on his face. The sound of a snap made all three men jump.

"Now that, my friends, is definitely going on Facebook! 3 of The amazing Avengers: Doing their chores." Laughed Tony Stark. They rolled their eyes at the unusually-always-calm man who slumped into the sofa.

"Why are you in your suits? Cap? Thor?" Tony gestured with his head in their direction. "Hey Doc, i'm glad you've settled into the Avengers Tower. At least Someone..-" Tony face-palmed himself. "Right. You don't have a suit. My bad."

"Yep. The green guy is the suit. Lucky me." Bruce said in a monotone.

"I can always make you stretchy trousers if you want...That'll be fun actually..If i start working on the design now i'll have more time later to make it..JARVIS, put the kettle on to boil for me." Tony mumbled while thinking of new ideas for Hulk's 'stretchy' trousers. "want a cup?" he asked the other Avengers. He was gone before they could answer.

"typical and petty Mortal." Sniggered Thor who stomped after Tony to demand another cup of coffee.

"I'm going to see what 'non 40s' clothes Stark has Picked out for me." Steve Rogers said disapprovingly.

"good luck with that." smirked Hawkeye.

The Avengers went separate ways to 'relax' while they wait for their next traning session for the arrival of another villain.

"I may have failed once, but oh well, right? I nearly succeeded, if it wasn't for that gastly man of iron." Loki said through clenched teeth.

"what are we doing here? I have nothing to do with The Avengers, heh, i love them!" cackled the Joker. "especially the big green guy. Why did he have to be a good guy?!" Wailed the Joker.

"your mad." Green Goblin whispered, sliding away from the Joker.

"we're all mad. That's the beauty of us." Redskull said while struggling to stand up.

"sit down you fool!" hissed Loki. "your still recovering or are your brain cells dead as well now?" Redskull scowled as he didn't have a comeback.

"you know the plan. We take action when-" Loki was cut off by everyone grunting, "we know!"

A/N: sorry guys, this is my first Avengers fanfic, i normally write about K-pop boy bands :)

i love the Avengers so lets see how this goes?

next chapter will be longer, promise. :)