GASP!

Naruto: Is he alright?

Sakura: No.. no he isn't. We need an ambulance!

Naruto: GASP!

Sakura: What?

Naruto: Not the ambulance!

Sakura: Why?

Naruto: They almost cut off my arm once thinking it was my leg..

Sakura: GASP! That is horrible! But too bad. Call it now!

Naruto: (dial dial dial) Come on come on! The line is busy!

Sakura: What? The line is busy? What the? Umm... wait! What is that in the sky?

Naruto: Its a bag.. no, its a plane... no it's Catwomen! Wait.. no.. its its its WW! Watermelon Women!

Sakura: Umm.. thats not Watermelon Women, that's Mr. Monkey!

Naruto: GASP! Not that evil villain!

Sakura: Who cares, Sasuke is like suffocating right now! Quickly quickly!

Naruto: Why did those monkeys have to cut off his legs! WHHYYY! sniff sniff

Sakura: I don't know. They were mad mad people.

Naruto: Wait a second. Sasuke is missing!

Sakura: What? GASP! fart

Naruto: What was that?

Sakura: Sasuke must have farted.

Naruto: GASP!

Sakura: Anyways, lets go find him! (running) splat I think I found him.

Naruto: Where?

Sakura: Your stepping on him.

Naruto: GASP!

Sakura: Sasuke are you ok?

Sasuke: No.

Naruto: Why?

Sasuke: Because... because... because... I ate off my own legs!

Naruto and Sakura: GASP!