Hey guys so I once did this story but the formatting got screwed up. I don't actually know how it happens, just does. So here I go again.. Also this is just a short-joke fanfic so sorry if you expect more.

XOXO

The ice mage took a seat on the bar letting his depression run free through the guild halls. It was just like any other day, Elfman kept yelling "MAN" to everything and anything he sees, Nab was still at request board looking for the RIGHT mission that is suited for him, Jet and Droy were chasing after Levy while fighting over her, Erza was eating her strawberry cake, Happy was trying to give Carla some fish and Juvia.. Well Juvia was watching her Gray-Sama from behind a pillar noticing his saddened mood.

"Gray-Sama" she pouted, "when Gray-Sama is sad, Juvia is sad too."

The raven boy had every excuse to be deppresed, sad and annoyed. Just this morning Lyon invaded his house blabbing on about he wanted to ask Juvia out on a date tonight, his Landlady had soon gotten enough and kicked him out the house. The only thing he managed to snatch before getting booted was his Teriyaki Chicken on Rice that a cute girl had gotten him during his lat mission.

It was that small thing that managed to make him happy... Until a bird came along. Long story short, today was definitely not his day.

He sat in silence for a few minutes staring at his teriyaki chicken before a gust of wind came from the guild doors revealing Natsu.

"Morning Minna!" He shouted earning respectful morning and hellos.

The dragon slayer scanned the room looking for his frenemy.

"Sup Ice Bastard!" He shouted after he found him and went to his side.

Natsu went oblivious to the boy's mood and aura, not sensing his depression.

"Not now Nats-"

"Is that teriyaki chicken with a new sauce!?" He had interrupted Gray's sentence as food covered his mind while he stared into the meal.

The lightbulb appeared on Gray's head as a smirk finally grew on his face. "Yep, it gives you powers to become smarter.."

The fire mage began walking away after Gray had mentioned the word "smarter."

Gray panicked at the idea of his plan failing so he blurted anything he could think off, "It.. It.. It erm... It helps.. You get with... Celestial mages! Yeah it helps you get them.."

In a blink Natsu was suddenly next to him, a slight pink was dusted on his cheeks.

"So.. How does this work.. exactly?" He questioned.

"It makes you smarter meaning celestial people will fall for you.." Gray answered trying to convince both himself and Natsu. "It works thanks to that special sauce..." He added, trying to make it sound more realistic.

"Can I have some?" Natsu asked.

"Of course Flame Brain!"

"Thanks Stripper!"

And with that Natsu licked the sauce off the rice his face turning green in process.

"BLEH. That's disgusting.. It taste like bird poop!"

Gray's smirk didn't leave his face as it only grew wider, "see? You just got smarter."