Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion characters, situation, and elements are
the product of Gainax and Hideo Anno and are used without permission. I'm not making money with this!
Notes: my English isn't very good so I'm apologizing for all mistakes I'll commit.
Persistent forever
An annoying boy was following Misato.
Kensuke: can I...?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: please!
Misato: no!
Kensuke: just once!
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: I swear don't break anything!
Misato: TOLD YOU NO!
Kensuke: You let everybody except me...
Misato: I don't let everybody! Isn't anyone who can use an Eva!
Kensuke: I'm not anyone! Let me...
Misato: NO! BACK OFF!
Kensuke: what's the problem?
Misato:...
Kensuke: I can do everything you want!
Misato: So help me to carry these parcels.
Kensuke: Yes madam!
He grabs some parcels.
Kensuke: What lot of things! What did you buy?
Misato: I told you to carry, not to ask!
Kensuke: I bet it's Eva's stuff!
Misato: Are you nuts? Nobody buy those things in supermarkets!
Kensuke: so must be ingredients to make LCL.
Misato: Don't you think anything else, do you? This is lunch stuff!
Kensuke: It's too much food! Will you entertain government's agents?
Misato: NO! Shut up and keep moving!
Kensuke: Do you have boyfriend?
Misato: Oh, god... Why do you want know?
Kensuke: I bet he knows some secrets stuffs.
Misato: I don't have boyfriend! Can you stop to make questions?
Kensuke: Can I be your boyfriend?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: please... I bet if I was, you allowed me to use the Eva!
Misato: NO! Even if you were, I wouldn't!
Kensuke: so can I be your boyfriend without use an Eva?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I live with you, Shinji and Asuka?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: I bet if I could, you allowed me to use an Eva.
Misato: It's the opposite! If you used an Eva, maybe would live with me. But you already have a place to live so isn't necessary!
Kensuke: Pen Pen lives with you and don't use an Eva!
Misato: for God, It's a penguin!
Kensuke: if I was a penguin, could I live with you?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I leave some cameras in your apartment to know how's the Eva user's life?
Misato: You don't need do that, after all you're they friend.
Kensuke: If I were a user, I wouldn't need cameras to know how is the user's life.
Misato: I TOLD YOU! YOU CAN'T DRIVE AN EVA!
Kensuke: so why am I carrying your stuff?
Misato: because you don't mind help a young lady!
Kensuke ashamed: It's true... can I drive an Eva now?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I sleep in Shinji's room tonight?
Misato: ask him!
Kensuke: If I will, will you allow me to use an Eva?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I sleep in your room?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: But if someday I do it, will you allow...?
Misato:...
Kensuke: this is a yes?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: how Shinji could use an Eva?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: where about Asuka?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: if I use an Eva, how would you call me?
Misato: You won't use an Eva!
Kensuke: Why?
Misato: Told you, isn't anyone who can use one!
Kensuke: Told you, I'm not anyone!
Misato: Yes, you are!
Kensuke: If Shinji's father allows me, will you?
Misato: He will never allow!
Kensuke: but if he.
Misato: HE WON'T ALLOW!
Kensuke: Can I see you working during an Angel's attack?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: If I worked with you, could I?
Misato: You won't work with me!
Kensuke: If Shinji allow me to use an Eva, will you allow too?
Misato: He can't do that!
Kensuke: If Asuka allow, will you?
Misato: She can't do that too!
Kensuke: if Rei allow, will you allow too?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: So can she do that?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: and who can?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: if I could, you allowed me?
Misato: hahaha! You will never do that!
Kensuke: but if...
Misato: NO! NO! NO!
Kensuke:...
Misato:...
Kensuke:...
Misato: Sorry. I shouldn't yelled...
Kensuke: so can I drive an Eva now?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I lunch with you today?
Misato: sure!
Kensuke: And then you will leave me to drive an Eva!
Misato: NO!!!!
Kensuke: where about if I cook?
Misato: never!
Kensuke: Shinji cooks. That's why he drives?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: and why does he?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: do you have an Eva without be used?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: if you did, could I drive it?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about the Evas you're using now?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: neither as reserve user?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Do you have a reserve?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: if you did, could I be one?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Do you just know say no?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: if you did, could I drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: when will you to retire?
Misato: I don't know! Are you calling me old?
Kensuke: no... When you to retire, can I work in your place?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: neither drive an Eva?
Misato: exactly!
Kensuke: and before you retire, can I drive one?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: If you were old, could I drive one?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: there is someone else whom I can ask to use an Eva?
Misato: You can't ask to someone else!
Kensuke: why?
Misato: nobody will allow you!
Kensuke: neither you?
Misato: neither me!
Kensuke: if I could ask someone else, could I drive?
Misato: YOU WON'T DRIVE ANY EVA!
Kensuke: Do you have an old Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: model?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: project?
Misato: não!
Kensuke: pieces?
Misato: não!
Kensuke: destroyed?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: like you?
Misato: YOU WON'T DRIVE ANY EVA!
Kensuke: neither if I was Shinji?
Misato: You're not Shinji!
Kensuke: if I was?
Misato: YOU'RE NOT SHINJI!
Kensuke: What will you do tonight?
Misato: hum... Do you know I'm older than you?
Kensuke: what's the problem?
Misato: I don't have relationships with children...
Kensuke: as you don't, can I drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if you did?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: in some years, will you be my girlfriend?
Misato: only if you stop annoying me!
Kensuke: in that day, will you allow me to drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: can I drive without be your boyfriend?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: does Kaji drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Can I drive in his place?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Why he doesn't drive, since he's your boyfriend?
Misato: he isn't my boyfriend!
Kensuke: where about if he was?
Misato: he will never drive an Eva!
Kensuke: as he'll never drive, can I?
Misato: You'll never drive too!
They bring near the apartment.
Shinji: hi!
Kensuke: hi! Misato told me I could lunch with you and then would allow me to drive an Eva.
Misato: I didn't say that!
Kensuke: OK, I can drive without lunch!
Misato: NO! You'll lunch without drive!!
During the lunch...
Kensuke: It's very good! Do you cooked?
Misato: no! Shinji did it!
Kensuke: As he did, can I drive?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if you did?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Shinji, do you allow me to drive your Eva?
Shinji: Ask to Misato!
Misato: He already asked me that!
Kensuke: can I?
Misato: NO!
Asuka: Won't you shut up?
Kensuke: if I do, will you allow me?
Asuka: yes!
Kensuke: But Misato told you couldn't do that!
Asuka: But she'll allow if you shut up!
Kensuke: will you?
Misato: yes!
Kensuke: I don't believe! You're lying!
Asuka: I'm going to my room...
Kensuke: Can I go with you?
Asuka: NO!
Kensuke: If I could, will you allow me to drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: without can, will you?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: what Asuka is going to do tonight?
Misato: maybe nothing... will you date her?
Kensuke: as she'll do nothing, can I drive her Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if I date her?
Asuka yells from the room: You won't date with me!
Kensuke: what Shinji is going to do tonight?
Misato: HAHAHA.
Shinji: er... I'm going to drive my Eva!
Kensuke: ah...
Shinji thinks: thanks God!
Kensuke: if you won't, could I drive your Eva?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I drive with you?
Shinji: no!
Kensuke: what Rei is going to do tonight?
Misato: I don't know!
Kensuke: Can I drive her Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if you knew?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: what Shinji's father is going to do tonight?
Misato: work!
Kensuke: can I work with him?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: can I see he working?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Can I drive while he's working?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if he won't work?
Misato: NO!
In that night...
Kensuke: Shinji allow me to sleep here tonight!
Misato: OK!
Kensuke: can I drive now?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if I won't sleep?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: can I sleep with you?
Misato: Told you no!
Kensuke: can I sleep with Asuka?
Misato: sure! Hehehe
Kensuke: so can I drive her Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Where about if I won't sleep with her?
Misato: no!
He goes to Asuka's room.
Asuka: what are you doing here?
Kensuke: Misato allows me to sleep with you!
Asuka: She can't do that! Get out!
Kensuke: can I drive your Eva?
Asuka: no!
Kensuke: where about if I get out your room?
Asuka: no!
He goes back to Shinji's room.
In the morning...
Shinji: good morning!
Kensuke: good morning! Can I drive your Eva?
Shinji: no!
Kensuke: where about if was a bad morning?
Shinji: no!
And the conversation sounds like that forever...
THE END?
Fanfic write in 29/11/2001 and translated in 10/12/2001 by Polansk
vladalves@mailbr.com.br
the product of Gainax and Hideo Anno and are used without permission. I'm not making money with this!
Notes: my English isn't very good so I'm apologizing for all mistakes I'll commit.
Persistent forever
An annoying boy was following Misato.
Kensuke: can I...?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: please!
Misato: no!
Kensuke: just once!
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: I swear don't break anything!
Misato: TOLD YOU NO!
Kensuke: You let everybody except me...
Misato: I don't let everybody! Isn't anyone who can use an Eva!
Kensuke: I'm not anyone! Let me...
Misato: NO! BACK OFF!
Kensuke: what's the problem?
Misato:...
Kensuke: I can do everything you want!
Misato: So help me to carry these parcels.
Kensuke: Yes madam!
He grabs some parcels.
Kensuke: What lot of things! What did you buy?
Misato: I told you to carry, not to ask!
Kensuke: I bet it's Eva's stuff!
Misato: Are you nuts? Nobody buy those things in supermarkets!
Kensuke: so must be ingredients to make LCL.
Misato: Don't you think anything else, do you? This is lunch stuff!
Kensuke: It's too much food! Will you entertain government's agents?
Misato: NO! Shut up and keep moving!
Kensuke: Do you have boyfriend?
Misato: Oh, god... Why do you want know?
Kensuke: I bet he knows some secrets stuffs.
Misato: I don't have boyfriend! Can you stop to make questions?
Kensuke: Can I be your boyfriend?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: please... I bet if I was, you allowed me to use the Eva!
Misato: NO! Even if you were, I wouldn't!
Kensuke: so can I be your boyfriend without use an Eva?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I live with you, Shinji and Asuka?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: I bet if I could, you allowed me to use an Eva.
Misato: It's the opposite! If you used an Eva, maybe would live with me. But you already have a place to live so isn't necessary!
Kensuke: Pen Pen lives with you and don't use an Eva!
Misato: for God, It's a penguin!
Kensuke: if I was a penguin, could I live with you?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I leave some cameras in your apartment to know how's the Eva user's life?
Misato: You don't need do that, after all you're they friend.
Kensuke: If I were a user, I wouldn't need cameras to know how is the user's life.
Misato: I TOLD YOU! YOU CAN'T DRIVE AN EVA!
Kensuke: so why am I carrying your stuff?
Misato: because you don't mind help a young lady!
Kensuke ashamed: It's true... can I drive an Eva now?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I sleep in Shinji's room tonight?
Misato: ask him!
Kensuke: If I will, will you allow me to use an Eva?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I sleep in your room?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: But if someday I do it, will you allow...?
Misato:...
Kensuke: this is a yes?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: how Shinji could use an Eva?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: where about Asuka?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: if I use an Eva, how would you call me?
Misato: You won't use an Eva!
Kensuke: Why?
Misato: Told you, isn't anyone who can use one!
Kensuke: Told you, I'm not anyone!
Misato: Yes, you are!
Kensuke: If Shinji's father allows me, will you?
Misato: He will never allow!
Kensuke: but if he.
Misato: HE WON'T ALLOW!
Kensuke: Can I see you working during an Angel's attack?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: If I worked with you, could I?
Misato: You won't work with me!
Kensuke: If Shinji allow me to use an Eva, will you allow too?
Misato: He can't do that!
Kensuke: If Asuka allow, will you?
Misato: She can't do that too!
Kensuke: if Rei allow, will you allow too?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: So can she do that?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: and who can?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: if I could, you allowed me?
Misato: hahaha! You will never do that!
Kensuke: but if...
Misato: NO! NO! NO!
Kensuke:...
Misato:...
Kensuke:...
Misato: Sorry. I shouldn't yelled...
Kensuke: so can I drive an Eva now?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I lunch with you today?
Misato: sure!
Kensuke: And then you will leave me to drive an Eva!
Misato: NO!!!!
Kensuke: where about if I cook?
Misato: never!
Kensuke: Shinji cooks. That's why he drives?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: and why does he?
Misato: doesn't matter!
Kensuke: do you have an Eva without be used?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: if you did, could I drive it?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about the Evas you're using now?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: neither as reserve user?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Do you have a reserve?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: if you did, could I be one?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Do you just know say no?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: if you did, could I drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: when will you to retire?
Misato: I don't know! Are you calling me old?
Kensuke: no... When you to retire, can I work in your place?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: neither drive an Eva?
Misato: exactly!
Kensuke: and before you retire, can I drive one?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: If you were old, could I drive one?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: there is someone else whom I can ask to use an Eva?
Misato: You can't ask to someone else!
Kensuke: why?
Misato: nobody will allow you!
Kensuke: neither you?
Misato: neither me!
Kensuke: if I could ask someone else, could I drive?
Misato: YOU WON'T DRIVE ANY EVA!
Kensuke: Do you have an old Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: model?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: project?
Misato: não!
Kensuke: pieces?
Misato: não!
Kensuke: destroyed?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: like you?
Misato: YOU WON'T DRIVE ANY EVA!
Kensuke: neither if I was Shinji?
Misato: You're not Shinji!
Kensuke: if I was?
Misato: YOU'RE NOT SHINJI!
Kensuke: What will you do tonight?
Misato: hum... Do you know I'm older than you?
Kensuke: what's the problem?
Misato: I don't have relationships with children...
Kensuke: as you don't, can I drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if you did?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: in some years, will you be my girlfriend?
Misato: only if you stop annoying me!
Kensuke: in that day, will you allow me to drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: can I drive without be your boyfriend?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: does Kaji drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Can I drive in his place?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Why he doesn't drive, since he's your boyfriend?
Misato: he isn't my boyfriend!
Kensuke: where about if he was?
Misato: he will never drive an Eva!
Kensuke: as he'll never drive, can I?
Misato: You'll never drive too!
They bring near the apartment.
Shinji: hi!
Kensuke: hi! Misato told me I could lunch with you and then would allow me to drive an Eva.
Misato: I didn't say that!
Kensuke: OK, I can drive without lunch!
Misato: NO! You'll lunch without drive!!
During the lunch...
Kensuke: It's very good! Do you cooked?
Misato: no! Shinji did it!
Kensuke: As he did, can I drive?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if you did?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Shinji, do you allow me to drive your Eva?
Shinji: Ask to Misato!
Misato: He already asked me that!
Kensuke: can I?
Misato: NO!
Asuka: Won't you shut up?
Kensuke: if I do, will you allow me?
Asuka: yes!
Kensuke: But Misato told you couldn't do that!
Asuka: But she'll allow if you shut up!
Kensuke: will you?
Misato: yes!
Kensuke: I don't believe! You're lying!
Asuka: I'm going to my room...
Kensuke: Can I go with you?
Asuka: NO!
Kensuke: If I could, will you allow me to drive an Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: without can, will you?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: what Asuka is going to do tonight?
Misato: maybe nothing... will you date her?
Kensuke: as she'll do nothing, can I drive her Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if I date her?
Asuka yells from the room: You won't date with me!
Kensuke: what Shinji is going to do tonight?
Misato: HAHAHA.
Shinji: er... I'm going to drive my Eva!
Kensuke: ah...
Shinji thinks: thanks God!
Kensuke: if you won't, could I drive your Eva?
Misato: NO!
Kensuke: Can I drive with you?
Shinji: no!
Kensuke: what Rei is going to do tonight?
Misato: I don't know!
Kensuke: Can I drive her Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if you knew?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: what Shinji's father is going to do tonight?
Misato: work!
Kensuke: can I work with him?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: can I see he working?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Can I drive while he's working?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if he won't work?
Misato: NO!
In that night...
Kensuke: Shinji allow me to sleep here tonight!
Misato: OK!
Kensuke: can I drive now?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: where about if I won't sleep?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: can I sleep with you?
Misato: Told you no!
Kensuke: can I sleep with Asuka?
Misato: sure! Hehehe
Kensuke: so can I drive her Eva?
Misato: no!
Kensuke: Where about if I won't sleep with her?
Misato: no!
He goes to Asuka's room.
Asuka: what are you doing here?
Kensuke: Misato allows me to sleep with you!
Asuka: She can't do that! Get out!
Kensuke: can I drive your Eva?
Asuka: no!
Kensuke: where about if I get out your room?
Asuka: no!
He goes back to Shinji's room.
In the morning...
Shinji: good morning!
Kensuke: good morning! Can I drive your Eva?
Shinji: no!
Kensuke: where about if was a bad morning?
Shinji: no!
And the conversation sounds like that forever...
THE END?
Fanfic write in 29/11/2001 and translated in 10/12/2001 by Polansk
vladalves@mailbr.com.br