Staplers world's most dangerous weapon

by nephilimlover1223

I know this probably isn't normal but when am I normal so this is just a Oneshot that I though of also is first fanfiction like ever I hope your enjoys Flames welcome but not so that it burns my face off so here it is When the Shadowhunters are speaking of their fears Alec remembers something from his child hood that relates to an unexpected fear of Jace's

A/N I know you guys must be thinking who is this crazy chick but I am thinking enjoy this little idea just wouldn't leave me alone, much like Jace's annoyingness. so enjoy and please if possible review. (::)

8 years ago

Alec's pov

When Jace gets annoying he gets really annoying like I will attack you annoying. I mean sure I think he's kind of cute but I wouldn't admit that, nope not to anyone. In my ten years of life and 3 months of living with him I was sure to get my revenge and Jace screams like a little girl, so I will use this to my advantage.

Jace's pov

I don't know how but it is so fun to annoy Alexander oops I mean Alec. I should keep my space but I know I can get on his nerves so I say to him " Alec am bored I don't know what to do I am so bored I think I could just eat this stapler right here"

Alec's pov

once those word exit his mouth I get a brilliant idea but I need Izzy to complete it. I ask Izzy if I could borrow a skirt she looks at me like I am some Demon. well I am acting like one. I set my plan in action while he is eating lunch I shove the skirt on him and attack him with a stapler. I am proud and Izzy Is laughing my mom scolds me telling me "Alexander staplers are not weapons!" I look at her and think t"hey are now. I got a few good cuts here and there"

present

Alec's pov

We are all just sitting here sharing our fears, mine spiders. then Izzy asks Jace his and he looks scared out of his mind and he whimpers out quietly "Alec with a stapler" Izzy just says "huh what was that" so he yelps out " Alec with a stapler!" we all bust out laughing except Jace then Clary say between gasps of air "really... Alec ...stapler...AHAHAHA" I could barely breath I was laughing so hard I was crying.

A/N

Well that was awesome I mean that is just my first Oneshot and first fanfiction and I forgot a disclaimer so here it is

Disclaimer: I was only using these characters and making them OOC all rights go to Cassandra Clare and her mind oh how I envy her genius

anyways review if you want give in to the temptation I know I did. I hope every one enjoy goodbye try to write another story.