Jake x Finn
After a day of slaying monsters Finn and Jake were heading home as they realised they have eaten nothing but Treetrunk's apple pie which unfortunately was a tad bit burnt and Jake ate most of it anyway. "Jake why do you always have to eat the apple pie without me getting a bite? Haven't you heard of sharing?" asked Finn.
"It's the same question from me then why do you never share the ladies? Not even 1 lady I get haven't YOU heard of sharing?" Jake answered back.
"You have lady Rainicorn..."
"Oh we broke up..."
"What?! You broke up with her! But you made babies with her...!"
"Meh."
"When did this happen?"
"Oh yesterday... you know."
"No I don't 'know' I have never had a lady as my partner before! You know that!"
"Well I'm free I'll probably get someone soon the ladies can't resist me." answered Jake finishing the whole conversation which made things very awkward. As they were halfway to reaching their house Jake felt tired. "Um...Finn can I go on your back my legs hurt."
"Geez... fine." answered Finn as Jake quickly hopped on Finns back. Jakes arms went around Finn's neck and Jake quickly started snoring. Lady Rainicorn then passed absolutely depressed from yesterday's event. She then saw Finn and Jake and Jake was on top of Finn, snoring as cute as can be. "No I can't we broke up I need a new man who really loves me."Lady Rainicorn thought. Jake instantly woke up feeling they were being watched he turned around and saw Lady Rainicorn. "Dude go faster... I feel that... um... BMO needs us!"
"Ok man." Replied Finn as he started jogging. Lady Rainicorn caught up anyway. She quickly said something to Jake. And as you know we have no idea what she said and neither does Finn but lets be Jake for a second and understand what actually happened.
"So you're going gay now? Huh." asked Lady Rainicorn.
"..." Jake didn't want to say anything.
"Well Finn does suit your type."
"Yes he does, ok he is mine, but don't tell anyone please!"
"Prove it." This is when things got a bit weird, and as Finn was walking along he thought that Lady and Jake were just fighting so he said nothing. It's when Jake kissed him he felt awkward. "Dude! Ew! What are you doing?!" Finn screamed.
"Wow a liar and a douchebag." said Lady Rainicorn preparing to leave.
"He's just not used it! We have company here which is you, and he just doesn't want anyone to know yet... our relationship only started yesterday."
"Humph!" Lady Rainicorn left she was going to tell someone, anyone about this horrible thing that happened. As Lady left Finn screamed "WHAT WAS THAT MAN! THAT'S SO GROSS!" Finn screamed letting go of Jake causing him to fall on the floor.
"It's ok." Jake said putting a single finger on Finn's mouth.
"Why are you being like this dude? I thought you were my bro!"
"Maybe we are even deeper than just 'bros' Finn maybe, maybe we are something better."
"What's better than being bros?" Jake only replied with a smirk quickly forming into the most beautiful guy you have met (except orange) Jake grew abs and extended his penis a bit. Finn blushed as he saw this magnificent creature. Dog or not he instantly fell in love.