Germany got a phone call. Again.
Probably the third time today, he wasn't sure anymore.
He let it ring a few times, just in case the Italian would give up and cry to someone else.
But the thought that Italy would ask someone else for help...He picked up the phone.
"Germany, Germany!~ Big brother Romano and big brother Spain came over today!~ Can we come over, ve?~"
"What do you need to come over to my house for?!"
"Aww, we wanna eat pasta with you, ve~ Is that okay? Can we, can we?"
Germany hesitated, he certainly didn't know what kind of atmosphere Romano would bring if Spain was here, but Veneciano begged and begged, "Ugh...I guess...you can come over."
"Yay!!~ Thanks, Germany! We'll be right over! Ciao~"
Italy hung up. Germany listened to the tone for a few seconds, before realizing what he had just done.
He sighed. He had been a little lonely these days Another phone call. It hadn't even been 15 seconds.
Germany head-desked, before picking up the phone.
"What is it this time?!?!"
"It s Ore-sama, West!!~," Prussia sang into the phone, "What's up with you, huh? Fuck, are you on your period or something?"
Germany sighed, "Oh, it's you, Brother..."
"Anyway, I'm bored!!! Let Ore-sama give you the privilege of coming over to your place."
"Huh?! But the Italies and Spain are coming over already--"
"Seriously?! Watch, Ore-sama is going to get there before them!! Damn, I'm the coolest!!"
"Wha--" Prussia hung up before Germany could speak.
He stared blankly at the phone before putting it down, surprisingly calm.
Germany couldn't stop the fury of Prussia, nobody could.
He walked over to his front door and opened it. A rush of wind flew in, bringing along with it a super-excited Prussia.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I MADE IT!!!!" He coughed and panted, before walking over to Germany's refrigerator and grabbing a beer.
Disclaimer: I don't own Axis Powers Hetalia, unfortunately...
Ore-sama = I/ me