Gourry and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
This is a repost story. I had my stories split up under two different names for some reason so I am taking down from one name and posting it under my other one...although they are both the 'EnishiYukshiro' the accounts are different, so its more for my benefit than yours. ;P
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth. When I woke up it was in my hair. I could tell it was going to be a bad day.
I was late for breakfast and found out Lina had eaten mine because I was trying to get the gum out. It was a bad day.
When we were traveling I tripped over a rock and fell down. Then Lina stole my sword of light and threw me into a river. It was a terrible day.
Later I accidentally bumped into Zelgadiss and broke my nose. Then Lina whacked me over the head for not looking where I was going. It was a bad day.
After that Xelloss showed up. Filia got mad and tried to whack him with her mace. She accidentally whacked me instead. It was a rotten day.
We walked into a restaurant and Lina got mad because I did not hold the door open for her. So she beat me up and ate my food. After that, Amelia gave me a two-hour lecture on why I should hold doors open for girls and why I should dedicate my life to justice. -Well, it was more about justice- it was a bad day.
Later on that day Hellmaster Phribizo showed up and took me hostage. I could not do anything about it because Lina still had my sword of light. What a rotten day.
I got away from Hellmaster, but then Zangelus showed up! He wanted ANOTHER final rematch to show he was better than I was. Since I did not have my sword he won. What a terrible day.
As if that was not enough, when I finally managed to get back to Lina and the others, she beat me up again for leaving. I tried to tell her it was not my fault and that I was kidnapped, but she did not listen. What a bay day.
When night finally came, I was very hungry, but Lina stole my dinner too. Then Zelgadiss accidentally spilled his coffee on me, Filia whacked me with her mace again, Lina beat me up, Amelia gave me another justice speech and Xelloss laughed at me for it. What a no good, very bad day.
At bedtime I had watch duty first, but Zelgadiss did not wake up for his turn. Neither did anyone else. So I had to stay up all night. It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Tomorrow will be too because that is how every day seems to go for me.
So, did you like it? Hate it? Tell me! Tell me! Please review! ...I'll give you a dollar.
This is a repost story. I had my stories split up under two different names for some reason so I am taking down from one name and posting it under my other one...although they are both the 'EnishiYukshiro' the accounts are different, so its more for my benefit than yours. ;P
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth. When I woke up it was in my hair. I could tell it was going to be a bad day.
I was late for breakfast and found out Lina had eaten mine because I was trying to get the gum out. It was a bad day.
When we were traveling I tripped over a rock and fell down. Then Lina stole my sword of light and threw me into a river. It was a terrible day.
Later I accidentally bumped into Zelgadiss and broke my nose. Then Lina whacked me over the head for not looking where I was going. It was a bad day.
After that Xelloss showed up. Filia got mad and tried to whack him with her mace. She accidentally whacked me instead. It was a rotten day.
We walked into a restaurant and Lina got mad because I did not hold the door open for her. So she beat me up and ate my food. After that, Amelia gave me a two-hour lecture on why I should hold doors open for girls and why I should dedicate my life to justice. -Well, it was more about justice- it was a bad day.
Later on that day Hellmaster Phribizo showed up and took me hostage. I could not do anything about it because Lina still had my sword of light. What a rotten day.
I got away from Hellmaster, but then Zangelus showed up! He wanted ANOTHER final rematch to show he was better than I was. Since I did not have my sword he won. What a terrible day.
As if that was not enough, when I finally managed to get back to Lina and the others, she beat me up again for leaving. I tried to tell her it was not my fault and that I was kidnapped, but she did not listen. What a bay day.
When night finally came, I was very hungry, but Lina stole my dinner too. Then Zelgadiss accidentally spilled his coffee on me, Filia whacked me with her mace again, Lina beat me up, Amelia gave me another justice speech and Xelloss laughed at me for it. What a no good, very bad day.
At bedtime I had watch duty first, but Zelgadiss did not wake up for his turn. Neither did anyone else. So I had to stay up all night. It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Tomorrow will be too because that is how every day seems to go for me.
So, did you like it? Hate it? Tell me! Tell me! Please review! ...I'll give you a dollar.