Takada: Mello's twin Milli doesn't own Deathnote.
Mello: I wish she did. It's better than being around you crazy mo-foes
Milli: I know that's right. I'm NUMBER ONE!
Oh No You Didn't
Summary: The reason why L sit's the way he does. Do you know? This is how it went down.
Light, L, Near, Mello and Matt were in the break room at Whammy's House lab. Light had homemade cookies. Mello had chocolate. Near had vanilla ice cream with strawberries. And Matt had little caramel cars and gummy bears. Everyone but L left the room because Watari called them. As L asked him to. He pulled out a sundae dish and piled Near's ice cream on the dish. He put 14 bars of Mello's chocolate in the microwave to melt. He took Light's cookies and put them on the side. Then he crumbled Matt's cars and scattered the gummy bears. He took the chocolate and lightly ran over the ice cream with the chocolate. He wiped a finger on the remaining chocolate and licked it. Then he ate most of the sundae before everyone came back. He was munching on Light's cookies when they came back into the break room. Everyone stopped in their tracks when they realized that they left L alone in a room with all their treats. L looked up with his adorable panda eyes. Mello cracked his knuckles. Near smirked. Matt cried behind his goggles. Light twitched 4 times.
" Oh" said Light.
"No" said Near.
"You" said Matt
" Sure as hell didn't" Mello said. Everyone turned around.
"MELLO YOU MESSED UP YOUR LINE AGAIN!" said Light.
"Sorry, I wanted to make it realistic" Mello said.
"THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB!" Light said finally calming down. "Let's do it again, people" he said.
"Thanks a lot Number 2" Near said with emotionless smirk. All the while L was paler than usual (who knew that was possible?) . He got back in his chair and munched on more cookies.
"Action!" the camera man said. Light, Near, Mello and Matt entered. They all looked shocked as they saw their meals.
"Oh" said Light.
"No" said Near boringly.
"You" said Matt between sniffles.
"Didn't" said Mello in a dull tone. Then someone held up a sign that flashed 3, 2, 1. On 1 they all wagged their finger in a Z. Mello was then cued to snap drag queen like in a Z. He did perfectly. Then L was on the last bit of everyone's snack. They all cracked their knuckles at the same time and chased L around the mansion. When Watari found L he was frozen. Hands wrapped around his knees, Watari carried him up to his room. And that's why L sit's the way he sits.
"THE END!" Light yelled "NOW GEEEEEET OUUUUUUTTTTT!"