The Doctor struggled to stay upright as the TARDIS shook around. Amy looked at the Doctor angrily. "What's going on?" she demanded. "It appears..." The Doctor began before the TARDIS shook violently again "...that we might have fallen through a hole in time and space!" "What does that mean?" Amy asked, slightly frightened. "It means..." the TARDIS shook again "... that we aren't going to reach Barcelona in 1647. We aren't even going to be our own universe." "So, hold on, there are other universes?" Amy pressed on with more questions. The Doctor nodded"There are so many other universes: some with British Presidents, some with British Dictators, heck, even others with no Britain but large Dinosaurs. Let's hope this doesn't lead to one of those universes" he chuckled "Care to help?" he asked to keep her occupied.

"Lister, get your smegging, twat faced socks of the tabletop now!" Rimmer screamed at the last human in the universe. "What have they done? All they're doing is sitting there." Lister protested. "They're in the way of my food." Rimmer argued. "Ever since that DNA incident you've been acting strange Rimmer." Lister commented softly. Suddenly the ship was rocked by an unknown force. "Holly, what the smeg is going on?" demanded Rimmer. Holly's face appeared on the screen "It appears that we hit a wormhole." she told them. "Meow!" the Cat jumped into the mess hall. "Where is my food?" he asked excitedly. "Now is not the time for food Cat..." Rimmer started before he was inturupted "Of course it is. My belly says so, and every wise Cat knows never to question his or her belly." the Cat retorted angrily. "We hit a wormhole, Cat." Lister finished for Rimmer. "I couldn't help but listen in sirs." Kryten told them quickly as he entered the mess hall. "But the chances of us hitting a wormhole are one in a googleplex googleplexes!" "Well, no, it was extremely large." Holly told them. "But how could it sustain itself? I mean, a wormhole that size would collapse on itself in a matter of seconds!" Kryten protested. "That doesn't matter now, bolt-brains, what matters now is where it will lead." Rimmer told them. "I've been working on that. It leads to Earth. More specifically, Ireland." Holly told them. "Smeg, we're all as a good as dead then." Rimmer moaned.

Foaly couldn't believe his eyes: his satellite Regulus was reading that there was a giant wormhole that just opened up above Ireland. It must be faulty, he thought to himself as he readjusted his tinfoil hat over his head gingerly. He had Olympus, his second of three satellites, look in the same direction. Yup, a wormhole all right. And a large one too. A real whopper. He groaned. He hadn't made a call to Artemis Fowl for two years, and he had been hoping it would have been longer.

Artemis was having a hard time adjusting to being dead. The only the thing that gave him much comfort was his fairy friends and his familly. Mostly Holly though. She would check in about once a month during the Ritual to see how he was doing. He was currently in his room furiosly trying to figure out what was causing weird wavelengths over Ireland when his phone rang. He looked at the caller identification and smiled softly. "Hi Foaly." He said when he picked it up "You shouldn't leave your caller identification clear for people: 'Pony Genius', I mean really." "We have a slight problem Fowl boy..." "Man." Artemis corrected. "Whatever. A wormhole the size of a small moon has opened over Ireland." "Oh, so is that what those weird wavelengths are all about?" Artemis inquired. "I wouldn't know, Mud Man. Wavelengths are so primitive." Foaly countered. "Whatever. What are we going to do about it?" Artemis asked "Well..." Foaly started, then gasped "It's over your house and there are one, no two, wait, no three vessels heading your way. That one is huge! Mince, look at that! We're sending you three of our best LEP squads now! I have to tell Trouble!"

Whirr, whirr, whirr. A police box appeared just outside Fowl Manor. The Red Dwarf blotted out the sun as the TARDIS appeared, with Starbug bringing the crew down to Earth. And something crashed next to Fowl Manor on the opposite side of the wall from the TARDIS. It read: Danger! Do Not Open! Next to those words was a gaping hole that revealed nothing inside.