Tora-chan: I know I shouldn't be starting another story… but I couldn't resist! This idea has been in the back of my head forever. These drabbles are mainly going to be funny, but I might mix in a few more serious ones. I'll also take requests, and I'm willing to include characters from other animes, books, or movies. Just let me know what you want!
Byakuya: This writer owns no portion of Bleach, or anything else she may make a reference to.
Tora-chan: Thanks Byakushi!
Byakuya: Do not call me by that preposterous name.
Tora-chan: Okkk Bya-bya!
Byakuya: …
Tora-chan: Well here we go!
"Since The Beginning, no one has ever stood in the heavens, neither you, nor I, not even God himself, but that emptiness in the throne of heaven will be filled from this day forth, I will be the one to stand in the heavens" Aizen crowed to the surrounding captains, crushing his glasses, and ruffling his hair.
In his moment of glory and triumph, he did not realize he was losing his footing, and was caught by surprise when he began to plummet towards the ground… and the angry looking captains.
"Shit!" he gasped. He shouldn't have crushed his glasses. He could barely see anything. Well, it was a very dramatic effect.
Thud
Aizen hit the ground hard. Really hard.
The first thing he was aware of was hysterical laughing.
Gin Ichimaru was literally rolling on the ground laughing.
"Cant….breathe…." he gasped.
"What the hell Gin!" an angry Rangiku stormed over the silver fox.
"Hey, what's Tousen doing?" Kenpachi was the first to notice that Tousen was still disappearing in the Negacion.
"Aizen? Gin?" he yelled. "Why aren't you answering me?"
Tousen looked extremely confused.
"Are you blind of something?" Aizen yelled.
He mentally face palmed himself. "Never mind."
As Tousen began to fade with the Negacion (becoming more and more frantic), Gin was starting the suffocate due to his hysterical laughing.
"Damn it Gin, what is so funny?"
"He- I- master plan- hahahahahahahahahahaha" Gin broke back into hysterical laughter.
At this point, Gin was starting to lose consciousness due to lack of oxygen, so he was eventually unable to laugh anymore.
He gasped, catching his breath. He appeared to have regained his composure, when he glanced at Aizen.
He fell into hysterics again, this time unable to stop himself before losing consciousness.
Aizen swore that the bastard was still laughing.
Aizen looked up to find himself surrounded by ten very angry looking captains. Even Hitsugaya was there, which confused Aizen. Hadn't he killed the kid?
"Uhh, it's opposite day?" he offered weakly
Tora-chan: How's that for the first drabble/ short story? Hopefully good! I think this should have been how this scene went.
Aizen: I disapprove.
Tora-chan: Hmm, wonder why. Well, I'll try to add a chapter every day! Hmm, I wonder if anyone even reads the author's note… if you're reading this, add Sally the Sea Serpent to the end of your review! Haha well byebye!