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Emmett vs. The Piano
"You want to do what!"Edward yelled from the living room.
"Play piano,Emmett replied,I used to play bassoon as a human."
"Piano is nothing like bassoon!Edward said
Please please please please!"begged Emmett
"Fine! sit down" Edward commanded aggravated
Later That Day
Crash!
Carlisle,Alice,Esme, Jasper,Rosalie,and Bella came rushing into the room.
There was Emmett play Rage Over The Lost Penny horribly while Edward was yelling things at him like "It's in G clef not D clef!" or "Play on the white keys not the black!".
'What is going on?"Carlisle asked
"Emmett begged me to give him piano lessons but then he played horrible. First I tried Bella's Lullaby .He totally messed it up. Next I tried Rage Over The Lost Penny,which you heard. My next attempt will be chopsticks .If that does not work,I will attempt Mary had a little none of those work I will stop the lessons." explained Edward
"O.K" said everyone and then left.
That Evening
"You Are horrible at piano!"yelled Edward
"You cannot touch this piano ever!"
"Excuse me I need to do something"
When Edward walked back into the room,he saw Emmett with a sledgehammer smashing the
piano.
"You destroyed Melanie!"Edward yelled
"Well you can always learn the bassoon."replied Emmett