THE ULTIMATE NARUTO QUIZ SHOW!
Summary: Welcome to an alternate universe, which just so happens to look like a talk show station. Then there's me, the all powerful talk show host. We're here to answer questions and force--I mean have--the Naruto characters complete dares!
Disclaimer: Not Mine! If it was, however………
"Blah"- Inner V-sama
"Blah"- Normal people talking.
'Blah'- Thinking.
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Naruto, who was calmly sleeping, awoke to find himself……Well, not in his room. That's for sure. Unless a carpenter had snuck in and remodeled his house while he was sleeping. No? Didn't think so.
The floor was a glossy marble, and the walls were sky blue. There was a wall of flashy panels that turned different colors every few seconds.
Naruto, however, wasn't the only one there. The rest of Rookie Nine, The Sand Siblings, Gai's Team, The Akatsuki, and, basically, EVERYONE.
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"What're we doing here?" Ino whined, though no one could really answer her question.
Well, almost no one.
"Hello! Hello, my torture subjects--Err……Esteemed guests! Yeah, that's right!" A voice cried out.
Everyone turned to the source of the voice……A thirteen year old girl.
"Who are you supposed to be?" Ino mocked.
"I am the all powerful V-sama! I am the talk show host for……
'The Ultimate Naruto Quiz Show!' Welcome to my chamber of torture--Truth! Yeah, let's go with that!" V-sama cried out, grinning sadistically. She had brown hair and blue eyes, dressed in a sea blue kimono. She had a microphone, and pranced around as if she didn't realize she was bugging these people.
'I know….' Sasuke thought to himself. 'I'll use my Sharingan to force her to let us leave….'
Just as he was about to activate his Sharingan, V-sama spoke up. "Ahem. One, Jutsu doesn't work in here. Well, YOURS doesn't, anyway. Two, I can read minds…..Sasuke." She grinned and hopped up on a podium.
"You? All powerful? Who are you kidding?" Neji questioned dully.
"Oh? So you'd like me to test my power? Very Well." Lightning flashed and Neji was slammed into a wall. "My cosmic powers will kill you all if you don't listen to me!" She said importantly.
"Umm……Do you hear the other voice? The one that cuts her off?" Tenten whispered to Lee.
"That would be my Inner Self! If she takes over, someone dies." V-sama's blue eyes flashed dangerously.
"Umm…..M-miss V-sama…..W-why us?" Hinata asked in a meek voice.
"Well, who else would be in the 'Ultimate Naruto Quiz Show' besides the characters?" She replied.
Everyone was at a loss.
"What do we have to do?" Sakura asked.
"Well--" V-sama started, but was interrupted by Sasuke.
"Who cares? Send me home." He said ignorantly.
"Didn't I warn you, you ignorant punk! Those who don't listen to me DIE!!!!" Lightning flashed from nowhere, and struck Sasuke. He sat, electrified, then collapsed on the ground.
"Anyway, The rules are;
*No nudity
*No dares that force sex
Questions/Dares violating the rules (or anything else inappropriate for a T rated story) will be ignored!" V-sama exclaimed, changing moods rapidly.
"We're gonna die here, aren't we?" Kakashi spoke up.
"Yeah, Dattebayo!" Naruto cried out.
"That's a bad thing, moron!" Ino cried out.
"If you all don't send in questions, I might just take it out on them!" V-sama cried out, grinning maliciously.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru commented.
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So there you have it! Review, or I'll send Orochimaru to kidnap you in the middle of the night. Knowing him, would you really wanna take that chance?
Apologies for it being so short, but I need people to send reviews so it can be longer!