A/N For those of you took the time to actually look up a crossover this weird: Welcome! I hope you enjoy my crossover of Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain and Assassination Classroom. The POVs will change between The Diamond dogs POV and Class 3-E's point of view. Also since DD has many languages they interpret, languages will be different one way or another. I will always add a table to show what language will be italicized, or have a different font. But yeah let's get started on the story. Hope you all enjoy. By the way, This takes place right after the God of death arc of Assassination classroom so spoilers.
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Diamond Dog's Motherbase. 21:33: "I'm not sure if Boss will take it. It's all up to him. We can give him the mission but there won't be any guarantee he will take it up with our… schedule." Miller said.
"We are hoping you will take us up on our offer. Not to mention, if the big man himself assassinates the target your group gets an extra one hundred million U.S. dollars. If not, helping these students will make them better killers." The man on the other side of the radio said. Miller looked at Ocelot. Ocelot shrugged.
"I'll be sure to let the Boss know, but don't expect a whole lot. Give us a list of the student's names, skills so far, and a brief description. The three teachers as well. The more Boss knows the more likely he will take up this proposition." Miller finishes.
"Right away Mister Miller. We will also give you Mr. Karasuma's number. If you wish to do the job let him know, we give you the green light, but make sure you let him know first." The man says.
"Understood. Thank you for the opportunity" Miller says and he hangs up. He grabs his walking cane and stands up and walks with Ocelot.
"Think Boss will take the job?" Ocelot asks. Miller shrugs.
"I'm not sure. If we tell him he's training kids I don't know how he will take that. But if this is the creature of rumors we've been hearing, we may just have to take this mission up." Miller says. They hear a helicopter come and Ocelot looks through his binoculars. It's Big Boss.
"Boss is here. Looks like he brought the lost kid as well." Ocelot says. Ocelot and Miller walk up to Boss. "Soldier, take the kid with the others, we need to talk to Boss." Ocelot says to the soldier. He salutes and shows the kids to where he will be staying. DD comes out of the helicopter as well.
"Boss, we have a mission for you." Miller says. Boss looked at them weirdly.
"If it's the kind that you can't show me over the IDroid it must be a good one" Boss said. They start walking around Motherbase as Ocelot and Miller explain. Along the way Soldiers salute and say hi to the boss.
"So what is this mission?" Boss asks.
"Well, as you know a few months ago we caught wind of a rumor that the thing that caused the moon explosion was in Japan. We dismissed it and decided to let other worldly affairs find a way to stop that from happening to us." Miller says.
"But here is where this mission takes place. They have identified the creature that caused it." Ocelot says.
"And they want me to assassinate it I am assuming? What's so weird about that?"
Miller and Ocelot look at each other. "Well, it's the creature itself and what your objective is. You're going to be training kids." Ocelot said.
"I'm going to what?" Boss says. He stops walking and looks at his comrades. "Explain in full detail." He says. So he did take an interest in it.
"While we do not have full details yet, if you are interested in this, we need to know now." Ocelot says.
"Personally I don't think we should. We try to stop Afrikan kids from a life of war, now we are going to teach our methods to Japanese kids? But what piqued my interest was that it wasn't some low level scum that asked us…" Miller starts.
"Then who did ask us?" Boss says in an annoyed tone. DD started to bark since he could sense that Boss was getting annoyed. "Quiet DD." Boss said.
"The Japanese Ministry of Defense." Ocelot said. Boss was shocked. Why would the government try to teach kids how to kill? There had to be a good reason.
"I see. When we get details send it to me. I'll be in my room on the command platform." The Boss said. Ocelot and Miller nodded and they all went their separate ways.
Snake entered his office on the 2nd command platform, on the second floor with DD. He went to grab food for DD and put it in his bowl. DD started munching on the kibble while Snake went to lie down on the couch. "Man I'm tired." He thinks to himself. He lights a regular cigar and blows a few puffs. He puts it out and then slowly feels himself starting to drift off. DD crawled right next to him and lied down as well.
All of a sudden, Snake was in a dark room and the only thing he heard was just for a split second. "I am unkillable." The voice said. Then it had this weird laugh. "Nurufufufu." Just then Snake leaned up. He was in cold sweat.
There was a knock on his door. He just had a dream. A very weird dream. Snake gets up and stretches a bit. He goes to his door and opens it. Ocelot, Huey, and Kaz were at his door. "Hey guys. You got the details of that mission?" Snake asked. They nodded.
"But here's the thing Snake, we needed all of us to discuss this with you." Miller said. Snake nodded and let them in. Miller pulled up a wooden chair from a desk, Ocelot plopped on the couch, Huey adjusted his legs so that he was sitting, and Snake pulled up another chair.
Miller handed Snake files of each of the students and teachers that were with the creature.
"The class is called 3-E, lowest of the classes in Kunugigaoka Junior High School. At least from the main building's point of view." Ocelot starts. "Nicknamed 'The End Class', since once you go there, your high school career is over. But recently they have started getting great grades. Even won against steroid induced kids at their athletic festival. The reason being is their teacher and Assassination target."
"Wait, so you mean…?"
"Correct, Snake, the creature that destroyed the moon is their teacher and target. Very unique scenario if you ask me." Miller said. Snake lit another cigar and smoked a little bit. He pointed his cigar at Miller to signal him to continue. "They have come closest to killing this creature than any other person has. Not only that, they took down the God of Death assassin. I assume you know about him Boss?"
Snake nods his head. "Yes. One of the most well-known assassins out there. A group of kids took down that man?" Snake asked.
"With the help of their teachers, yes." Ocelot says. Miller hands Snake three files. One for each teacher. Snake looks at the first one and sees a man with spikey jet black hair, slightly tan skin, a suit and tie, and a serious look on his face.
"Let's start off with Tadomi Karasuma. He is their PE teacher. Teaching them new ways to kill their homeroom teacher. Part of the Ministry of Defense, he treats the kids as professionals, and makes sure they slowly get better. The students love him." Miller says.
Snake puts down Karasuma's file and picks up the next one. A pale, beautiful, blonde woman with big breasts was on this file. Miller instantly recognized this woman.
"Say, miller, didn't you say you knew a woman like this?" Ocelot taunts. Miller turns red in the face but ignores him.
"Irina Jelavić, seductress, assassin. She is their English teacher. Moving on…" Miller tries but Ocelot stops him.
"There is some history there Miller, I suggest you tell the Boss about it."
Miller looks at Snake but Snake has this smug grin so Miller sighs and says "All right, I've met Irina before. She used her Charms, things lead to the bedroom, and then she nearly killed me."
"How did you find out?" Huey asks.
"I went to the bathroom after…you know… I washed my face and was going to go in bed but Irina wasn't in there, but her bag was still in the room. Meaning it wasn't a one night stand. I looked around and couldn't find her."
"Sounds more like you wanted some more action." Ocelot taunts. Everyone but Miller laughed.
"A-Anyway, I looked around and I heard someone behind me. I turn and she had a gun in my face. But her footsteps gave her away. Before she pulled the trigger I pulled the gun out of the way. She got startled so I took my chance and went behind her like you would boss, and then I choked her out. She didn't die but I left her there and decided to try to find a different place to live."
Boss blew out some smoke and grabbed Miller's shoulder. "You did find Kaz, we're just giving you shit. Up next is the homeroom teacher and target correct?" Snake asks.
"Yes. They named their teacher Korosensei, unkillable teacher." Miller says. Snake looked at the file but there was a weird picture on there.
"What's with the picture of the Japanese cosplay?"
"That's Korosensei…" Ocelot said.
"What?" Snake said confused.
"Wait, it gets better. Read the description: Yellow tentacled monster. Can move up to Mach 20 speed. Knows a lot about assassinations." Huey read aloud. "Sounds like a kids story."
"And I want you to look over the student alone we just needed to get your opinion on the teachers, and if you think someone is playing us for fools." Miller said.
Snake decided to think on it for a little bit. While this was a weird one, he has been on weirder missions. Okay maybe not. But he has faced a man on fire so this shouldn't be less likely.
"I'll do it." Snake said. Everyone looked at him.
"Are you sure?" Huey asked. Snake nods.
"By the way Huey, why are you here?" He asks.
"Ah right. You see we thought you would say yes without one major thing. This creature doesn't die by normal bullets." Huey says.
"You see, the Ministry of Defense created 'Anti-Tentacle BBs' which only harms the target. But the speed will still hurt humans just not as much as Korosensei. It can almost go right through him."
"I see. Well let's contact the MoD and tell them we'll take the job."
"You actually have to tell Karasuma Boss. We'll leave you his number and call him. Give us a week to get the gear for you. Let Karasuma know we will be ready." Ocelot says getting up.
Huey Miller and Ocelot get up and walk out and leave Snake to do his business. Snake looks at Karasuma's file and try's to find his number. He finds it and dials.
Class 3-E, Gym class:
Everyone in class 3-E just got done stretching. "All right, everyone take three laps then we can begin." Karasuma said.
"Yes, sir!" all the kids say. They all start their laps. Karasuma has his arms crossed as he watches the students run.
"I still can't believe we survived that encounter with the God of Death. These kids have really gone a long way." Karasuma thinks to himself. All of a sudden his phone starts ringing. He takes it out and looks at the number. It was a blocked number.
"Yes?" Karasuma says thinking it was a higher-up.
"Is this Tadaomi Karasuma?" A voice says in english. He had a gruff voice, and kind of sounded like a smoker.
"Yes." Karasuma answers in English. "Can you understand me?" He asks.
"Yes I can. Your bosses told me if I wanted to take a job I should talk to you first." The man says. Karasuma didn't like this. Why would his higher-ups ask someone to call him first? Maybe it's to make sure the kids won't get in the way of any assassination attempts.
"What is this job of yours?" Karasuma asks. He gulped down some saliva.
"To help you train your students." The man said. Karasuma had a stunned look on his face. The students had got done with their laps and were waiting on the next instructions.
"Mr. Karasuma?" Hinano asks. Karasuma shakes his head. He puts down his phone and looks at the class.
"Go through basics for a little bit, I have a phone call to take." He says. The students nod and find partners.
"I have no interest in having another teacher come here and help me. The last time that happened, that man brutalized the kids." Karasuma says remembering Takaoka. He knew Takaoka a little bit, and he nearly killed a student. Why should he trust a mysterious man that called him? "Give me one good reason why I should trust you?" Karasuma says angrily.
Everyone looked at Karasuma. He accidently raised his voice enough for the class to hear him. "What's going on with Mr. Karasuma?" Sugino asks.
"I'm not sure. But something must have happened." Isogai says.
The man was silent for a second. Then, he spoke. "Ever heard of the private military, Diamond Dogs?"
"Yes, what does that have to do with anything?" Karasuma says getting impatient. If he didn't like what he heard next he was hanging up. In fact he was on the brink of closing his phone before the man spoke again.
"You are speaking to one of the leaders of Diamond Dogs." The man says. Karasuma froze. He didn't move for a minute. The students starting getting scared.
"Karasuma?" Nagisa says. He didn't even move.
"I'm not getting any dial tone, yet I don't hear anything. I assume I got your attention?" The man says. Karasuma looks behind and sees the kids staring with curiosity.
"All of you get back to work!" Karasuma says sharp. The entire class gets startled and goes back to training. "Yes, you have my attention. Please forgive me. Which one am I speaking to?" Karasuma says in a respectful tone.
"Relax. I can understand the hostility, especially with a target of this magnitude. You don't just want anybody to train your students. You are speaking to Snake. AKA: Big Boss." Snake says.
Karasuma tensed up. Did the Ministry seriously ask Diamond Dogs to help? "So you wanted to help us out?" Karasuma asked.
"Yes. Is that okay?" Boss asks.
"Yes."
"Perfect. Now I need to look over the student's files to study them to help them out as much as I can. We will be there in about a week or so. Also, a couple of us will try to assassinate the target. Is that okay?"
"Yes. Just don't hurt the students while you do it."
"Of course not. I will see you in about a week. Thank you for taking the time for me to confirm this."
"Of course." They both hung up. Karasuma continued teaching the students in gym. However afterwards, he called everyone for a group meeting.
"Listen everyone, I have important news." He says. Everyone was gathered up sitting.
"Now as you know I had a weird phone call earlier today. Well, It was a call from a special guest that will arrive later in the week. He will help us out in gym."
"This isn't going to be like a Takaoka incident is it?" Kayano asks.
"No, but treat this guest with a great amount of respect. Class dismissed."
Everyone gets up and now they start buzzing about the new teacher. Karasuma sighs. "I hope his ends well for these kids."
To be continued.