Prompt: Strangeness
It is undeniable that Rock Lee is a creature of many… strange attributes. His large busy eyebrows, green spandex suit, and overuse of the word youth are just a few examples. Many villagers would go so far as to say he was the oddest shinobi in Kohana, behind Miato Gai. What the villagers agree on and what the shinobis of Kohana agree on are two completely different things.
"YOSH, MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND, WE MUST EMBARK NOW IF WE WISH TO BE AT THE TRANING GROUNDS BEFORE GAI-SENSEI AND KAKASHI-SAN!", yelled Lee in a youthful manner one morning. Though he didn't usually pick up Naruto before training he decided to do so that morning in order to complete the challenge of whom could knock the other out first as soon as possible.
A tan arm suddenly threw him into the apartment, brining him away from the various flying objects Naruto's neighbors were throwing at him. "Lee! I'm supposed to meet you there at 8, what are you doing here at 4 in the morning, BAKA!", spoke a pissed of Naruto clad in nothing but bright orange boxers.
"I WISH TO PROVE MY SUPERIOR MANLIENESS IN OUR YOUTHFUL SPAR LATER TODAY. I WOULD PREFER TO GET SOME TRAINING IN TODAY", said Lee, whom was surrounded in an aura of superiority. Apparently even the second green beast of Kohana knew how to properly trash talk an opponent.
"Since you are already woke me up I might as well get ready. You aren't leaving here, are you", sighed Naruto. His normal response would be to punch Lee in the face, but due to numerous attempts at ignoring the green-clad oddity only got his neighbors irked, he admitted defeat.
"NOPE, IT WOULD BE MOST UNYOUTHFUL TO LEAVE AFTER OFFERING A CHALLENGE!"
"… Just speak softer"
"OKAY"
"Be quiet, Baka!"
10 minutes later Lee saw a now dressed Naruto grab an odd orange foam mat out of his closet. "What is that youthful device used for Naruto!" loudly whispered Lee. "Its a yoga mat Lee. I use it to practice yoga", sleepily replied Naruto. "WHAT'S YOGA!?", exclaimed Lee. "Shut up! Yoga is… Actually, it would just be easier to show you.", responded Naruto as he grabbed a second green mat out of his closet.
"The first exercise we are going to do is called the 'Down Dog'."
5 Hours Later…
"… So that's how Lee managed to literally tie himself into knots", explained Naruto to Sakura as Tusande attempted to pull Lee back into a recognizable shape.
"What a strange way to try getting him to shut up," commented Shizune as she saw Lee's mouth covered by his elbows.
"Yosh, that's what I was trying to do," shakily agreed Naruto as Lee glared at him through knotted calves.
That was the last time Lee ever willing interacted with Naruto before 10 am.