ok so me an my bestie were bored so we came up with this...
discliamer-i dont own twilight or the characters oh well
here's they story.........
i wrote to her Serenity,
wanna RP?
whats RP? she wrote back
Role play :D
oh haha. I'm Bella! XD
are you Alice?
yep an Emmett :)
lol kay.
so the story starts......
Emmett-Hiyah im like the mack daddy of Tswizzle yeah fear me*shakes butt*
bella- shut up emmett! where's alice?
emmett- climbing trees *smirks* stares at rosalie*
bella- i miss my sexy edward. im feeling sex deprived *pouts*
emmett- ha! hwy dont you just do it on the ground it suits you two * nahaha*
edward- my bella and I will NOT do it on the ground. we'd probally break it.
bella - haha just like the bed!!
emmett- ahah! we broke a car and 6-7 houses! right rosalie?
rosalie- dont drag me into this *sigh*
bella- puh-lease you dont have a peice of fried chicken on us
edward- bella,please! can we keep our sex life private?
emmett- oh poor edward afraid you'll get showed up?
rosalie- EMMETT! but he's right you two are a speck of rain on our sex life you cant beat us *smiles*
bella- rosalie wanna bet?? edward lets get started now
edward-* growls* they dont get to see you naked! thats only for me and me Only!
bella- fine! whatever you say my sex god. *giggles*
edward- ugh! you know it turns me on when you call me that
emmett- go rose thats my chick!
rosalie- yeah lets bet bella,emmett take of you shirt
emmett- getting a little naughty here are you? *smirks*
rosalie- anything to beat her! *runs to emmetts side and kisses him deep*
edward- fine! im not gonna lose to emmett and his slut!
bella- *gasp* you did not just call roalie a slut? ahahahah
emmett- says the burnette and her man whore on a pole
rosalie- * turns around* SLUT? me a slut?! belle honay EDWARD can say what he wants your theme song is freaky girl shes a very freaky girl she get it from her mamma -interupted-
emmett- your momma so fat----
rosalie-ugh! emmett you messed it up!
bella- ha weak emmett you're a fag
edward- allow me to finish his thoughts rosalie your mama is so fat,she-
esme-excuse me?! wtf were you about to say!?
bella- emmett and his skank started it! *sticks out her tounge*
emmett- bella, for your IMFO i was talikin about your cat
rosalie- no it was about the mutt over there*points a jake*
jacob- hey when did i get in this?
belle-hey jake i missed you!
edward- *growls* get you ugly puppy face outta here before i bite it off!
bella- i know what i want to bite off
edward- honeslty bella can you stop thinking dirty
bella- come over here and make me*winks*
jacob- i think im gunna puke
alice- yay the gangs all here!
jasper- DUDE! i just found out brians gay!
roaslie- who the fuck is that?
emmett- i think he means eric
jasper- no brian for sure
alice- whats he look like?
jasper- blue eyes,blonde hair
alice- ha! thats mike!!
emmett-its peanut buter jelly time!!!!
bella - yay peanutbutter jelly,peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat.*starts dancing and tripps*
jacob- HAHAHA loser!
edward- look who's talking,mutt
jacob-leech wanna go??
alice-omg hes gonna lose!
roaslie-HA! he islose
jasper-are you sure his name is mike and not brain?
emmett- i can make you wet rosalie
rosalie-*blush* um *cough* ugh i gotta go-
emmett- to the BATHROOM!
bella- um akward.....
jacob-and gross what is it with vampiers and sex??
edward- its addivtive *grins*
bella-are you suggesting?
edward- oh yeaaa
jacob- dang is everyone horny?? even....ALICE!?
alice--um jasper in your future i can see that-*jumps on japser this should put a smlie on your face-
jasper-alice waht are you doing in my Waoh!
jacob- Oh shizznuts! even alice...
emmett- lets talk about sex baby lets talk about you and me lets talk about all the good times and the bad times that make three lets talk about SEX!
jacob- emmett shut up! btw i thought you and roaslie went to the bathroom?
emmett- were vampires were fast
rosalie- ughh yeaa ahah
emmett-your shirt rose
rosalie-opps my bad *turns around and fixes shirt*
jacob-okayy *gags*
bella -were back!
edward-so who wants to play truth on dare? *smiles evil*
bella- uh-oh
emmett im in hell yah!
rosalie- greaaat-
alice-lets play!
jasper- *board* woo
jacob- let me get renesemee i have the perfect dare for her
edward-