This story is just a bunch of random sotrys me (Kathleen) and my friend Kaitlyn made up today (Sept. 22, 2009) randomly. Or as we liked to be called.....

SilverGoldsun - Night. And. Day
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ENJOY OUR RANDOMNESS AWAY TO THE STORY!!!!

Arnold Shritz

Kathleen: I was in a dark room

Kaitlyn: Surrounded by idiots

Kathleen: Which in my case was

Kaitlyn: Completely idiotic

Kathleen: My name is

Kaitlyn: Arnold Swritzh

Kathleen: Wow Kaitlyn! That's a weird name

Kaitlyn: LoL

Kaitlyn: It's actually supposed to be

Kaitlyn: Arnold

Kaitlyn: Shritz

EBay

Kaitlyn: I was a fat cat once.

My mother ate cheese for fun since she was a funny clown with hot sauce.

When I was 9 and a half I sold my first shoe on peeBay since eBay was full of other crap that I couldn't afford to compete against.

TURKEY

Kaitlyn: Poop

Kaitlyn: Be bop

Kaitlyn: Hot sauce and a burrito

Kathleen: OH MY GOD!

Kaitlyn: TURKEY

Kathleen: I love....no I don't

Kaitlyn: Take me to mars

Kaitlyn: Feed me a banana

Kaitlyn: At least talk back…..Kathleen?

Kaitlyn: I want a cheesecake

Kaitlyn: Give me 20 dollars

Kaitlyn: DON'T DO THAT

Kaitlyn: I'M TOO FAT TO DIE

Kaitlyn: Take a burrito a shove it in the computer

Kaitlyn: Tell it how it is

Kaitlyn: Show them the truth

Kaitlyn: GIVE EM FAT

Kaitlyn: GIVE EM PEACE

Kaitlyn: GIVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS!

Kathleen: And why would I do that?

Kaitlyn: Because I WANT A TURKEY

Kathleen: Ok I'm going to back away now

Kaitlyn: U should

Kaitlyn: Because I HAVE A PIZZA AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

Therapy

Kaitlyn: Caitlyn

Kaitlyn: You need some help

Kaitlyn: MAJORLY!

Kathleen: I'm sorry to tell you this but YOU DO NEED HELP WOMAN!

Kaitlyn: I'm confused?

Kathleen: so am I what are we again?

Kathleen: Oh right were doing therapy for Caitlyn

Kathleen: Kaitlyn I think were the ones who need help

Kathleen: Were kind of talking to our selves again.

Kaitlyn: Yeah Caitlyn's not even here

Pepper Me a Wrong Spelling Word

Kaitlyn: My mouth burns with the intensity of a thousand peppers.

It needs to feel the rush of water on its surface before it quakes and burns into a black hole so deep that even Albert Einstein would get a brain hemrage trying to decipher it.

Kathleen: What was the hemrage thing?

Kaitlyn: LoL

Kathleen: What?

Kaitlyn: Forget about it

Kathleen: Cuz it says u spelled it wrong

Kaitlyn: It was a superior of the moment thing

Kaitlyn: Yeah I did spell it wrong GO ME!!

Kathleen: Ok? RUN AWAY! THERES A CREEPER IN THE HOUSE!

Barbie Girl

Kathleen: I'm a Barbie Girl

Kathleen: We make u hurl

Kathleen: It's fantastic

Kathleen: were made of plastic

Kaitlyn: I'm a fatty cat

Kaitlyn: And I took a cra-a-ap

Kaitlyn: And it stunk bad

Kaitlyn: Cuz I'm a cat

Kathleen: Kaitlyn's sounding weird

Kathleen: She's sounding like a f-f-freak

Kaitlyn: Yeah I know I do

Kaitlyn: That's how I do roll dude

Kathleen: I am freaking out while still sing a retarded version of Barbie girl

Kathleen: And that's why were stopping before Ken heard me call Barbie retarded AHHH!

Ken: I HEARD THAT!

Kaitlyn: RUN KATHLEEN!

We run away screaming

Maybe its magical maybe its make you stink

Kaitlyn: FAT PEOPLE STINK

Kaitlyn: ONLY BECAUSE THEY USE AU DE SKUNK

Kaitlyn: IF YOU ARE USING AU DE SKUNK

Kaitlyn: DON'T

Kaitlyn: IT STINKS LIKE SKUNK

Kaitlyn: SO SWITCH FROM AU DE SKUNK TO AU DE PRETTY

Kaitlyn: BE PRETTY EVERYONE

Kaitlyn: BECAUSE YOU CAN!

Kaitlyn: OH AND IF YOU BUY AU DE PRETTY

OU WILL GET TWO FREE TICKETS TO THE LAND Of TWILIGHT

Kaitlyn: GO THERE TODAY

Kaitlyn: SICNE IF YOU MEET EDWARD YOU WILL WANT EVEN MORE OF AU DE PRETTY

Kaitlyn: THIS MEANS MORE MONEY FOR US MARKETERS!!!!YAY

Kaitlyn: GO US! OH OH! GO MARKETERS GO GO GO MARKETERS! GOOO!!!!!!

Jacob Get It Together Man

Kathleen: And to bad I already did ok… so….. our ending needs to be Twilight

Kathleen: Um ok… It's in also let's make fun of Jacob black

Kaitlyn: He should try some gel on his fur

Kaitlyn: Get more attraction between him and Bella

Kathleen: Yeah true and she should sing for him, how about the song...

Kathleen: AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG

Kathleen: AROOOH!!!

Kaitlyn: Well

Kaitlyn: I guess

Kaitlyn: That if he entered the pet show

Kaitlyn: It would be hard

Kaitlyn: Since he would be the trainer and the entrée

Kaitlyn: LMAO sorry I LOVE THAT

Kathleen: Bye people and remember may the forks be with you

Kathleen: I'm going to go and La Push my shoe off a cliff now bye!

Silence from Kaitlyn

Kathleen: KAITLYN SAY BYE TO THE PEOPLE IT'S NOT POLITE NOT TOO!

Kaitlyn: I just did

Kaitlyn: have a howl of a night

Kaitlyn: home dogz

Kathleen: Well be updating sometime within the period we have when Ken isn't out to kill us and Jacob won't either so were going to go before we die. BYE AGAIN!

Kathleen: say bye like a man Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn: ok then

Kaitlyn: GOODBYE AMERICA

Kathleen: Don't you mean Canada cuz we kinda live there the place with the maple leaf on the flag and all...

Kaitlyn: LOL

Kathleen: Ok just say bye for goodness sake already

Kaitlyn: I did LIKE SEVEN TIMES

kathleen: What ever

Ok people were going to go now before we die like I said b4 so BYE AND DONT PLAY WITH KEN HE'S A KILLER! EVEN IF BARBIE DOES LIKE HIM AND ALL HE JUST LIKES HER FOR THE BARBIE CALIFORNIA DREAM VAN THAT COMES IN HOT PINK!! Revire plz and make our days or nights cuz its night right now. PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON

HI