disclaimer: i dont own fma...

Chapter One: Detention

Falman and Havoc were hanging outside on the school campus waiting for their friends Roy and Hughes. While overlooking the front, Havoc spotted the gang that they didn't get along with.

"Yo Falman, check it out. It's the Capulet losers."

Falman shot him a sharp look. "Don't you start anything now Havoc."

Havoc rolled his eyes. "as if I'd start any-" but stopped in mid laugh to scowl at Inuyasha. "What are you looking at dog freak?"

Inuyasha shot him a dirty look "nothing important that's for sure."

"Excuse me?!" asked Havoc, shocked that he'd just been owned for probably what was the first time in his life.

"You heard me" Inuyasha sneered.

"Well I got news for you. How about you get that ugly pug face of yours out of my face before I decide to rearrange it for you..not that'd it'd do you any better. "

Inuyasha's left eye started to twitch, and his balled fists shook in anger as he tried hard not to punch Havoc's smug face. "hey, fuck you!"

Havoc smirked, "no thanks. I play for the other team."

Inuyasha's eyes widened. "did you just imply that I was gay?"

" I don't need to imply, I'm saying it straight to your fa-"

But before Havoc could finish the sentence, Inuyasha was already on him. Too bad for them the principal had chosen that exact moment to run back out to his car to retrieve something that he'd forgotten. When he saw the sight before him he was not pleased.

"What in the world do you guys think that you're doing!"

The two pretended that they hadn't heard. Just then Edward, Roy and Hughes arrived at the scene.

"What the hell Inuyasha! get off of him!" Edward whirled to face Roy. "Tell your good for nothing guard to get off of my friend!"

Roy stared at him " excuse me? what are you yelling at me for? Its obvious your little dog of a friend here started it! if you ask me his master hasn't been training him properly!"

"I can train my dogs a hell lot better than you can!"

"oh really now!"

By this time the principal had, had enough. "WILL EVERYONE PLEASE JUST SHUT UP!"

Everyone froze shocked at the principal outburst. "now that I have everyone's attention can anyone please explain to me what is going on here. "

"Well why don't we ask Mr. Smoker here?" retorted Inuyasha.

"why are you asking me. It's obvious that your face is what started the whole fight. "

"it's a hell lot better than the face that you've got!"

"right and you believe that!"

"enough! since we can't handle this like adults all of you guys have detention in my office tomorrow at lunch, " glad to have that taken care of the principal took off back in the direction of his car to finish whatever business he'd been sidetracked from.

Edward shot Roy a dirty look. "I hope you're happy now. "

"don't give me that look like you never did anything!"

"whatever, let's go Inuyasha."

"ohhhhhh the nerve of that shrimp!"

Hughes laughed.

"what's so funny?"

"oh nothing."

Later on after the fight, Roy was sitting in the Limo relieving his day with his best friend Maes, on the way to Roy's house. "I can't believe that she turned me down like that!" ranted Roy.

Maes just stared at him and sighed. "Are we seriously talking about Mary-Ann again?"

"The one that I was totally in love with for like, ever, dude! and then she shot me down like I was trashed."

Roy cleared his throat and took a deep breath before heading toward the most popular girl in school. 'I can do this' he thought to himself, he tapped her on the shoulder. "Hey Mary-Ann, can I talk to you about something for one minute?" She rolled her eyes, "yeah sure, whatever". She shrugged and followed after him.

"So um... I was wondering...if you're not busy this weekend that maybe we could go see a movie or something.." To his horror, she smirked.

"Are you asking me out on a date?"

Roy felt himself go red. 'fuck' "um...maybe".

The redhead sighed. "Look Roy I'm sure you're a great guy and all, but you're just not my type."

Roy felt like someone had just stabbed him in the heart, then made sure to twist the knife for good measure. 'Where's a hole when you need one?'.

"Oh..ok" he just shrugged putting on a false smile. "No biggie". 'Someone just shoot me now' he thought.

Mary-ann just nodded smiling. "That's the spirit".

Then she turned and walked off back to her friends. Not caring that she had just broken poor Roy's heart into a million pieces...

Hughes patted Roy's shoulder in sympathy. "Dude, I feel for you, I do. But you can't tell me you didn't see that coming." Then he sat back up to grab his now vibrating phone.

"Least she wasn't like the last girl, what was her name? Jackie right? when you were going to the bathroom and overheard her saying ~I don't date losers~". Roy cringed. He remembered being depressed for about a month before he finally got over it. He sighed 'Am I ever going to find The One?' he thought, staring gloomly out a window.