"They sent a child to destroy my station, the Soviet Union must be running out of KGB Jedi," Nazi Grievous spoke as he intercepted the commando strike force.
"You must be Nazi Genital Grievous," Ahsoka replied as she took her glorious illustrious attack stance, her wolf skin overcoat covered every inch of her body, and her rabbit fur Ushanka neatly covering her montrals and akul tooth headdress. She freaked out the KGB younglings back at the Lubyanka when she told them it was made from the capitalist separatist bunny rabbit named Bugs Bunny.
"He is just another Fascist Nazi Separatist Pig Dog of a droid comrades, lets crush and bury him." She spoke as she activated her glorious light emitting saber which she bought from Olga's Tractor Factory on the planet Stalingrad.
"FOR THE GLORY OF THE SOVIET PEOPLE," the clone Red Army troopers spoke as they slammed fresh magazines into their AK 47 blaster rifles.
Genital Grievous had just activated two of his trophy collectible KGB light emitting Cossack sabers from the KGB agents he had actually managed to kill, no thanks to the sucky spy agency the Fascists ran.
As he and Comrade Ahsoka were about to clash, the wall behind Grievous exploded as a superior soviet tank rumbled through and crushed Genital Grievous. The hatch opened and General Skywalker's glorious head poked out.
"Comrade General, vere did you find such glorious tank?" Ahsoka questioned.
"It vas in the back of Twilight all this time, it had such superior camo that ve did not see glorious tank, by the vill of Lenin I managed to suddenly bump into it." Skywalker spoke as he eyed one of the clones prying Grievous off one of the treads. "Lets take tank and blow Inferior Capitalist Fascist Separtist Pig Dog of Station into abyss like ve did to their fleet.
"DA COMRADE GENERAL," the strike force exclaimed as they hopped onto the tank as it rumbled through the corridor blowing shit up.
~fin~