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Now this is a tale revolving around the circumstances that led to my life becoming flipped, turned upside down if you will, and I'd appreciate it if you gave me a moment of your time to tell you exactly how I became the physic- Aight, aight, man, that's enough.

"WILL!" Uncle Phil bellowed from across the mansion, "Get in here!"

Will scurried inside from the courtyard as fast he could.

"It wasn't me, Uncle Phil, I swear! Carlton did it!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, uh, you know, nothin'"

"So what's happenin', Uncle Phil?" Will asked while catching his breath.

"Your half-cousin will be arriving any minute now. He's coming to stay for a couple of days while Vivian and I are gone and I need you to be on your best behavior. Understand?" Uncle Phil says sternly as he fixes his tie.

"Half-cousin? Man, I know Carlton's short an' all-" Will starts to joke.

"Funny, but I'm talking about your half-cousin Sheldon."

"Half-cousin?"

"Yes, Leonard, second half-cousin. Four of them," Sheldon replied.

"I understand that as an experimental physicist there's only so much you can do to keep up with a conversation, but I figured you could at least comprehend that much."

"Alright, jeez, I was just surprised since you've never brought them up before," Leonard responded as they came out of the airport.

"I still don't understand exactly why we had to come along for your little presentation at the Bel-Air Academy," Howard interjected while waving his hand at himself, Leonard, and Raj.

"Well, what else were you going to do this weekend?" Raj remarked in between large sips of his Big Gulp.

Howard slowly turned his gaze and glared at him.

"Oh, hold on! I have to use the little Astrophysicist's room."

"For your information, Howard, the reason I invited you all along-" Sheldon began.

"Threatened to smudge the Stan Lee signatures on all of our possessions until we agreed to go along, but go on," Howard interrupted with a fake smile.

"- was because I thought that as my best friends you'd like to be there for me," Sheldon said with as hurt a face as he could muster.

"Or whatever hokum friends are supposed to do."

"Look, I'm sorry, Sheldon-"

"Bazinga! You fell victim to yet another perfectly executed ruse. I just needed someone to carry all my belongings and equipment for me."