HELLO! I'M NOT DEAD! SORRY! *hides behind laptop* I was on vacation and school started after that... Anyway I decided to make the little "Sparkly Brownie" thing into a series of "Drunk Avenger Moments." I will be posting them separately cause it may be awhile in between each "Moment" (because my muse has been...busy) This one is also reeeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyyyy short.
WARNING: NOT AS FUNNY OR LIGHTHEARTED AT SPARKLY BROWNIES
Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers.
It was a long and intense mission. Natasha had almost died. Clint closed his eyes at the thought. He had needed to decompress.
He ended up wandering to the infamous kitchen where Tony made his "brownies." In a way it's a nice kitchen. Nice view, nice appliances, nice counters, and nice food. Unfortunately, it was tainted by the memories of the "brownies", but it was the only room on the floor that had alcohol.
He poured himself a glass of whisky and began to drink. Three glasses later Tony walked into the kitchen surprised to see Clint drinking. Two glasses later Tony and Clint were laughing at stupid stories. One glass after Clint put a hand on Tony's shoulder and looked him straight in the eye.
"Tony." he said seriously, but Tony being the prima dona he is cut him off saying,
"Let's go to disney." Clint furrowed his eyebrows at he thought.
"Ifwego," the archer slurred, "YouhavetogetmeagiraffenamedG erard." Tony looked at him and replied,
"Sure. I'll buy the whole safari ride from Disney." Clint gave a cheeky smile at that. But I think it's time you went to bed." The cheeky smile left Clint's face as he heard those words.
Little did both men know, that Natasha was standing outside the kitchen. A smile graced her normally serious face. She peeked her head in, and was unnoticed by both men. The Black Widow stifled a chuckle. She strolled into the room with confidence rolling off her in waves.
"Just making tea boys," she said airily. Clint looked sharply at Tony before asking,
"Do you think she heard?" he whispered drunkenly.
"No. She would've said something by now," Tony reassured Clint. Clint gave a nod of understanding while getting up.
"I'm going to sleep," Clint said. He smiled at Natasha as he left the room. Tony narrowed his eyes at Natasha. While the tea was still brewing Natasha innocently asked,
"Tony, did you know that giraffes are my favorite animals?"
"You heard everything," he accused. Natasha smiled. She took her mug of steaming tea and began to exit the room.
"Goodnight Tony," she said humorously while passing through the doorway. Tomorrow she would take Clint to the zoo.
So there you have it. :) Meh. My muse (my sister) once again siad the punchline, which in case you don't know the eloquent language of slur, is "You have to get me a giraffe named Gerard." Yea. She's still psycho. REVIEW PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE COOKIE.