Hello world! I'm LilyPadADV. Dur, way to state the obvious. This story is basically going to be the what the Cullen's do when there bored during the summer. To clarify now, Carlisle and Esme are cruising around the world on a yatch for a summer retreat. -shrugs- I don't know. It just came to me. This story is right after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn, so no Renesemee for now and Bella is still a human. Also, this whole story may not be in IM form. Sometimes it may be a random diary entry, sometimes it may be in paragraph form. So, this story is basically random! If you have any ideas or requests, PM me or reveiw! Thanks! Now, read on people!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. -calls Stephanie Meyers- Please? Please? It's what I want for Christmas!!

Stephanie: ?? Christmas is still 8 months away you wako!

Me:....................

Clumsyhumangirl: Bella

Sexymindreader: Edward, duh!

Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Alice

Feelingthelove: Jasper

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Emmett

Blondegoddess: Rosalie

Notafullmoonwolf: Jacob

Drshinyandawesome: Carlisle

Vampiremother101: Esme

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Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Yes! Carlisle and Esme are officially on the cruise ship! We are parent free for the whole summer!

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Yes! Partay!

Sexymindreader: No.

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Party pooper.

Clumsyhumangirl: Be happy! Yay! We're all on!

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: ….not my Rose…….=(

Notafullmoonwolf: Pft. Who needs the stupid blonde anyway? Which reminds me, I need to look up some more Blonde jokes.

Clumsyhumangirl: That's not very nice Jake.

Notafullmoonwolf: Whoever said I was nice? Whoever told you that- they lied.

Clumsyhumangirl: -rolls eyes- Very mature Jake.

Sexymindreader: Yeah! Don't talk to my future wife like that mutt!

Clumsyhumangirl: -cringes- Must you bring up the wedding again?

Sexymindreader: Yes. I don't understand why you are so against it. You've said yes and Alice is already planning everything.

Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: -nods head- yup! Oh! Bella! You have to come in my room so I can see what color eye shadow and blush and all that make up to use on you!

Clumsyhumangirl: o.O Oh no! Not Bella Barbie again!

Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: YES! AND MARK MY WORDS, I WILL GET MAKE UP ON YOU BELLA! AND YOUR LITTLE HUBBY TOO!!!!

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All: …………..o.O??????

Clumsyhumangirl: Should I be scared?

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: I would. One time, I accidentally got blood on her favorite t-shirt when I was trying to capture a squirrel named Bob, and she….-shudders- it was bad……poor Bob......

Clumsyhumangirl: ??? Should I be concerned??

Sexymindreader: I wouldn't be. It's Emmett we're talking about anyway.

Feelingthelove: Wow. You guys have interesting emotions right now.

Clumsyhumangirl: What?

Feelingthelove: You and Edward are love. Emmett is now depressed because of Bob. Alice................well........... It's a mix between depressed and crazy. I think my wife has finally snapped. I'm going to go try and make her feel better. =)

Sexymindreader: UGH! Control your thoughts Jasper!!

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Sexymindreader: ……………….I make no comment.

Notafullmoonwolf: Dude, by making the no comment comment, you made a comment.

Clumsyhumangirl: OH! You just got served by Jake!

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Oh snap! No he didn't!

All:……………….????

Clumsyhumangirl: Don't ever say that again Emmett.

Sexymindreader: If you ever say that again Emmett, you are going to thoroughly regret it.

Notafullmoonwolf: Ha!! Wow, where did you hear that one Emmett? No one ever says that anymore.

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Well, obviously I do.

Sexymindreader: You did. You never will again. Or else I will hunt down your Hannah Montana doll and it will have a date with Mr. Fire pit.

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: -checks calendar- She's free on Saturday. She has a date with Jake on Friday.

Clumsyhumangirl: No way! MOLIVER WILL ALWAYS RULE!

Sexymindreader: ???????

Notafullmoonwolf: Bella, what the heck are you talking about?

Clumsyhumangirl: Miley belongs with Oliver! Jake is a big fat conceited jerk who is selfish and doesn't care about Miley's feelings, just how she looks!

Sexymindreader: Not unlike another Jake we know.

Notafullmoonwolf: Nice. =P

Sexymindreader: Mutt.

Clumsyhumangirl: STOP FIGHTING!!!

Sexymindreader & Notafullmoonwolf: ……………sorry Bella…….

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: -shoving face with popcorn- This is better then cable!

Sexymindreader: ??? Emmett, how can you be shoving your face with popcorn? Vampires can't eat.

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: I'm so manly, I can pull it off.

Notafullmoonwolf: Then what about me? I eat human food everyday.

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: …….crap…..I got burned…………

Sexymindreader: Wow…what is up with your lingo Emmett??

Grizzlybearsrockmysox: IDK MY BFF ROSE. I LUV TACOS BUT I G2G NOW SO TTYL! L8ER G8ERS!

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All: ………………..???????

Clumsyhumangirl: Edward………………..I have a question

Sexymindreader: -snaps out of shock- Yes dear?

Notafullmoonwolf: That's a crappy show and it's never on anymore.

Clumsyhumangirl: ? WTF? Anyway, is there such thing as vampire therapy?

Sexymindreader: No. If there were, this whole family would be in it.

Clumsyhumangirl: Good point.

Sexymindreader: Yup.

Notafullmoonwolf: -yawns- Well, sorry to interrupt this 'important conversation' but I'm going to hit the hay. Night all!

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Sexymindreader: Yes! the mutt is officially out of the building!

Clumsyhumangirl: Be nice to Jake. He's my friend. -yawns- I'm tired too. I guess I'll hit the hay.

Sexymindreader: Hope the talking comes early tonight.

Clumsyhumangirl: I guess you'll have to come and see! =)

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Well, did you like it? Was it good? Was it bad? Do you not know what to think? Reveiw me and tell me! The next chapter I have planned as an IM chapter, but I don't know. It could be a random diary entry, in paragraph form, truth or dare. I'm random, so expect nothing but randomness all through this story! Once again, if you have any special requests or ideas, reveiw and I will see what I can do to try and fit it into the stories. Reveiws make me write faster, and constructive criticism is welcomed. Thank you!

~ LilyPadADV