So, my family was watching Modern Family, and being the potterhead that I am I came up with this. And of course I own neither Modern Family or Harry Potter. So, enjoy!
Scene 1:
Starts by gate in LAX
Cameron and Mitchell (holding baby Lily) enter the airport.
Mitchell: So, what do you think of L. A., Lily?
Cam: I hope you like it, you're going to be here for a long time. (to Mitchell) Oh my gosh, this is so exciting! We are now officially parents!
Mitchell: Actually, we've been parents since last week when I signed the final form, but… (Suddenly Lily's appearance changes completely) Oh. My. God. Cam…
Cam turns and staggers at sight of Lily
Cam: Please tell me you swapped babies with someone else on the flight… (Mitchell shakes head nervously, C starts hyperventilating)
Mitchell: All right, let's just stay calm. Hold Lily for a moment.
Cam tentatively takes Lily as Mitch pulls out phone and dials Claire.
Claire (on phone, chopping vegetables): Hello?
Mitchell: Hi, I need to talk to you-
Claire: Mitch! Are you back yet? How's Lily? I can't wait to meet her tonight.
Mitchell: Actually, Lily's what I need to talk to you about. (deep breath) … I think she's a metamorphagus.
Claire: Oh God. Are you serious?
Mitchell: Yeah, she just turned blonde a minute ago.
Claire: Okay, then. Is there any way I can help you?
Mitchell: No, I guess not right now. It was just really shocking, you know?
Claire: I can only imagine. So, I'll see you guys here at five?
Mitchell: Yeah, we're heading over as soon as we pick up our luggage. Bye! And- thanks.
Claire (heard through phone): Bye. (click)
Mitchell: You okay?
Cam is clutching Lily, looking a bit petrified.
Cam: Yes
Cuts to Dunphy house
Luke enters kitchen where Claire is still cutting vegetables and Alex is sitting at the counter with parchment and a quill.
Claire: Hi, honey! How was school?
Luke: Good. Wait- did Alex get expelled? (hopeful)
Alex: It's holiday break, dummy.
Luke: Darn.
Claire: You guys haven't seen each other since Thanksgiving, and these are your first words to each other?
Luke: I just had something in mind for this weekend, I forgot they would be home. Nice to have you back. (you can tell his heart isn't really into it)
Alex: Nice to be back, too. Except the wait for the Floo was unbearable. Haley-
Haley enters
Haley: What about me, dear sis?
Alex: Nothing.
Doorbell rings. Claire goes to answer and Jay, Gloria and Manny enter. Gloria holds a container of dessert. Exclamations of greeting.
Claire: The girls just got here an hour ago, it's so great that the whole family can be together.
Jay: Where's my son and his overly dramatic boyfriend?
Claire: coming.
Gloria: And Phil?
Phil (heard stomping down the stairs): Coming! Cause it's only a party when THE PHIL has arrived!
Claire: And where was 'THE PHIL' when I needed help moving the table and all the other things I ended up doing alone?
Phil: ...Getting ready to be the life of- no? okay. Right this way, dear guests, right this way… (has taken dessert from Gloria)
Theme song