"Well then," Ryou said, preparing to film his new car dealership's first commercial. "Let's get ready to record. The script is all set, and the recording equipment is working fine."
"Errrr..." Ichigo replied. "Ryou, are you sure this script will work? It seems... Uhhh... How should I put this... Odd...?"
"Don't worry," Ryou replied. "I got this. My car dealership, Big Ryou Hell's Cars, will become the best in the entire Tokyo Prefecture!"
Then, recording began.
Hey, it's me, Ryou Shirogane. I decided to open up a new car dealership in Tokyo. But, instead of doing those formal car commercials, I did this.
*Rock Music Plays*
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Ryou Hell's Cars!
Bad deals, cars that break down, and more!
If you think you can find a bargain at Big Ryou's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're so downright stupid, you'll fall for the bullcrap coming out of my mouth! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal anywhere else, shove it up your ass! You heard us right! Shove it up your ass!
Bring your bills, bring your old car, bring your significant other! We'll bang 'em! That's right! We'll cheat with your significant other! Because at Big Ryou's, you're screwed 6 ways from sideways!
Take a hike to Big Ryou Hell's, home of challenge pissing, that's right challenge pissing! What's that? If you can piss 6 feet up in the air and not get wet you get no down payment! Guaranteed!
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't mess with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Ryou Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to get the hell outta here! Hurry up, dumbass!
This event ends the minute after you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you'll be hunted down! Go to hell!
Big Ryou Hell's Cars, the exclusive home of the meanest and awesomest sons of bitches in the Tokyo Prefecture! Guaranteed!
Ichigo, who stared at the recording booth with her mouth wide open, said, "What. The hell. Was that?"
"The greatest car commercial ever," Ryou replied. "Is it not?"
"Yeah, that was," Ichigo replied, trying to stifle her laughter at Ryou's 'commercial.'
Zakuro, who had walked in mid-recording, said, "I think I'll just walk out now and pretend that didn't happen."