A/N- Hello! For those of you that have read my other story, Scarborough Fair, I have not put it on hiatus, I just need to actually work on the next chappie, and post it… :P This is my new Zelda story! I might be slow to update, but know that a LOT of devotion and hard work goes in to every chapter and story I post. This takes place a few years after Twilight Princess, and I would like to thank Zelda Rubix for her wonderful story How Zelda Got Her Groove Back. I think if you haven't already, you should definitely read the story and subscribe. Hoprocker, I'd also like to thank you for your contributions to FanFiction, and if you like The Hunger Games, you should read her interesting stories. You both are supremely awesome. Anyway, if you'd like me to add anything to this story, please either PM me, or leave a review. Thank you for reading! Enjoy!

Link's POV

I sighed, taking in the drab landscape of Gerudo Desert, wondering exactly why I was sent out to investigate a few measly bokoblin appearances. I scanned the horizon watching for anything suspicious. Nothing. I decried to head off towards the Arbiter's Grounds and continue my search there.

I trudged through the golden grainy sand that reminded me of Her Majesty's hair…

FWOOSH

I turned around to see a bokoblin's head tumbling down a hill of the sand.

My senses were on high-alert then, but I saw, nor heard anything.

My days spent there were always parallel; investigate, kill a monster, think of Her Majesty… For a while I was occupied, but thirty-one days spent in repeat gets tedious, so I was relieved when I could finally get out of that barren wasteland.

Next, as I dived down to Lake Hylia I saw a rainbow that looked similar to Princess Zelda's eyes. Contemplating, yet always calm and collected. However, when I hit the chilling water, my hazy coma slithered away swiftly.

As I ran through Hyrule Fields, I wondered if the Hyrulians would miss me. Probably. I am the Hero of Twilight. Oh, well. Some things never change… Like my love and relationship with Her Highness… I was driving myself insane with the thought of her! I needed to stop.

I finally stepped foot into Castle Town, the smells, tastes, and even the small little memories from that place came flooding back to me in a comforting wave.

I then was greeted by several shouts,

"Sir Link, how are you?"

"Link, are you faring well? Do you need medical attention?"

"Buy something from Malo Mart, Link!" How much I hate that annoyingly amusing music...

So, it was nice to be back. However, there was only one person I wanted to see, and no one here was her.

Suddenly horns blared, soldiers came to attention, and everyone bowed in respect for their ruler, Princess Zelda.

Figuring that I didn't want to be thrown in jail, I too knelt in my most honorary position.

Zelda herself strode down the pavement in a casual golden sundress that shimmered and looked entrancing, with a look of amusement in her violet eyes, and her light brown hair in a purposefully messy fishtail braid.

I tried really hard not to choke on spit, and ended up biting my tongue really painfully instead.

"I see Mr.,"instead of calling my some weird name, she nimbly leapt forward, took my hat right off my face, and giggled, "Get that hat off your head right now!"

Before I even knew what was happening, she was running off with my hat! So, I did the most sensible thing a person could do, and sprinted off after her. But, unfortunately she had the upper hand, having traveled through the entire castle so many times she could do it in her sleep. I, however, only traveled the whole castle once -when I was fighting Ganon- and I only actually spent time in a small segment, where my room, the kitchen, the dining room, and the exit and entrance was. So I was screwed. So, again, I did the only reasonable thing to do, and I yelled, "Yo! Zellie! I need my pretty green hat back! Give it back! Pwease?"

Nothing. Sometimes she royally pissed me off.

So, I ran to a large staircase, saw about ten-million pillows, placed them at the bottom -save one- grabbed a blanket, and rode primly and properly screaming all the way down. Just as the whole staffing network at the castle came in. Funny how trouble always finds me. Huh.

Mr. Pompy-butt-Ooooolala-From-who-cares-where roared, "Link Forest Hyrule Triforce Farore Alexander Sword Nayru Eldin Greene! Just what in the name of Holy Hylia do you think you're doing?"

I thought carefully before answering this one, as I was already in too much trouble, "Well, you see, these pillows were already here, and I was chasing the Princess to get my hat back, and she'd gone down these steps, and I'd thought it'd be faster if I slid down, and there happened to be a pillow and blanker, so I took the opportunity -because really, when do you get to slide down a set of stairs as a full-grown man- and slid down the stairs, screaming and shrieking and yelling and bellowing and shouting all the way!"

Mr. Pompy-butt seemed to consider my answer, only to have his eyes boring into my soul moments later saying, "Guards, seize him, for violation of proper behavior in presence of higher rank."

"Excuse me, Richard, but what do you think you're doing?" Thanks the gods, Zelda had come to my rescue!

The soldiers seemed to freeze in mid-motion when Zelda spoke. No-one could disobey her when she had that much authority in her voice.

'Richard' replied defensively, "Well, Princess, this young man here seemed to violating castle rules, so it was in my place to throw him in the dungeon. That's all."

Zelda didn't even consider her words before she commanded, "You be careful where you flaunt your authority from now on." Her eyes seemed to say, 'or else you won't have any…'

Everyone quickly shuffled from the room, leaving the silence heavy, as it was only Her Highness and me left in the large expanse.

I mumbled, "So, ummm, how are you doing, Your Majesty?"

Zelda looked at me funnily, as if expecting me to die randomly right then. "My, when did we get so formal, Link?"

I exploded. "Zelda, you're always saving my ass! Really, I mean, whenever I get in the slightest bit of trouble, you always rescue me! And that's a lot! Why do you do it, Zellie?"

Zelda looked at me pityingly. "Because-"

I didn't let her finish. "Is somebody in looove with the Link-Man?"

"Ew, no."

"Well it sure seems like it."

"Well, you're wrong Link," Zelda retaliated.

"Whatever Zellie."

"I guess you don't want your hat back…" She trailed threateningly.

"Wait! No, I want my hat, don't get me wrong!" I panicked, looking around the room worriedly.

"I'm sure you do, but you'll have to find it first."

"That's not fair!" I wined.

"Well, life isn't either..." She replied bitterly...

A/N- So, how is it? Please review, and maybe give me more ideas for Link's middle names? I want as many as I can get. Also, please at least give this story a try, because I have excellent plans for this story! Thanks, and have a great day! Also, Link calls Zelda by Her Majesty, and other stuff because he is sometimes respectful, and sometimes not, and also because I don't always want to always call her by one name.