School Rumble: Here comes the Spider-Man
Chapter 1: Prologue
I do not own School Rumble or Spider-Man for that matter although I wish I did.
Hanai Haruki was your typical run of the mill dork, until that fateful day. As everybody was loading up in the bus, too, go to the Osborne Corporation to learn about genetically altered spiders. Nobody wanted to go except a certain dork named Hanai (and Karasuma too but that doesn't matter he's not really important in this story). Who was class representative for class 2-C, he was also despite being a dork quite athletic and strong.
And he was happy because not only does he have complete nerdgasms about spiders, he was going on this trip the girl of his dreams Yakumo Tsukamato. For you see this wasn't just a trip for class 2-C but it was also for class 1-D. Hanai unfortunately since he creeps out Yakumo wasn't allowed to sit next to Yakumo.
Instead that honor goes to Harima Kenji who wasn't even noticing this beautiful young girl; he was looking at her older sister Tenma Tsukamato. Which was whom Mr. Harima Kenji was madly in love with and unfortunately for Harima can't tell her his simple feelings and to add salt to the wound she is completely oblivious to his mere existence.
Tenma also is madly in love with Karasuma who is an even bigger dork than Hanai (honestly I don't know what she sees in that guy). But like I said you won't be hearing much from Karasuma.
Hanai was sitting next to his childhood friend Mikoto Suou. "I don't understand why Yakumo filed that restraining order on me" Hanai said in sadness, Mikoto just replied "Maybe it's got something to do with the fact your constantly harassing her every day and that's not counting the fact you stalk her." Hanai just said "Was it really that? I thought it had to do with my Lego Star Wars collection… Not to mention the fact I'm the president of the Star Trek fanclub that only Karasuma joined" Mikoto just sweat dropped.
"If you want to impress her you have to show her you're not a creep… And wait until the restraining order has been lifted." Mikoto replied, Hanai, with a twinkle in his eye replied back "That's a great idea and then she can come over to my house to watch the entire first season of Star Trek: the Next Generation with me." Once more Mikoto just sweat dropped and replied "Yeah… Because I'm sure she is into that."
The bus had arrived and everybody was unloading Mr. Norman Osborne came out and greeted everybody. Hanai instantly nerded out and told Mr. Osborne that him, Steven Hawking, and the greatest Doctor of our time David Tennant were his all-time heroes. Mr. Osborne just sweat dropped and said "Yeah… That's cool *cough dork cough*."
As the tour was going on Hanai saw Yakumo all alone and worked up the courage and walked up to her saying "Hey there Yakumo!" She replied saying "Get away from me you weird dork!" While spraying him pepper spray and said "You know I put a restraining order on you!" Hanai staggering instantly walked into a spider web and was bitten "Agh!" said the dork… I mean Hanai.
Yakumo being the caring person that she is walked over to Hanai saying "I'm so sorry… I don't know what got into me." Eri Sawachika walked over saying "Well serves him right for being a dumbass." Harima couldn't help but laugh.
Norman Osborne quickly said "Somebody get a doctor for this nerd evidently he can't handle some simple old pepper spray. Hanai was taken home who awoke the next day feeling very different.
Well that was my first chapter for my first fanfic please review and don't be harsh. But constructive criticism is more than welcome!