I got this idea last night at 3:00 in the morning while listening to "Collision of Worlds" from the movie Cars 2. It reminded me so much of Phineas and Ferb, so I thought it would be really cool if they sang it together. I really had no idea on how I was going to create a story with Phineas and Ferb singing this song so I had the idea of karaoke.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, sadly. Dx

Ages

Candace: 20

Vanessa: 20

Phineas: 16

Ferb: 16

Isabella: 16

Buford: 16

Baljeet: 16

Chapter One: "Collisions of Worlds"

For a whole week it has been raining in Danville, but two bright creative boys could no longer stand it. They created a 4 ft tall weird looking box with wires and buttons all over of it, that hooked up to the television.

They had called their closet friends to come over and test out this new machine. Everybody was able to come except fro Baljeet; who was at a summer school session, but would be arriving later.

Now Isabella was sitting on her boyfriend; Phineas' lap and smiling as she watched Ferb hook the odd looking machine up.

Buford was sitting on the floor with a grumpy look on his face because he was not able to give his nerd a wedgie.

Candace was sitting next to her fiancé; Jeremy who was holding his fiancé's hand while gently rubbing her palm with his thumb.

Vanessa was leaning her back against the couch next to her ex-boyfriend Johnny who came to win back his ex-girlfriend

Nobody really knows how but Irving was standing right behind Ferb breathing on his shoulder as his plugged the last wire in.

Ferb stood back and smiled as he admired the work he had completed.

"Umm… Phineas what is this exactly?" Isabella asked curiously. Phineas motioned for her to move off her lap, and when she did he stood in front of everybody and placed a hand on his brother's shoulder.

"This is The Karaoke Machine!" Phineas paused a moment before adding "3000".

"Very original Pointy!" Buford announced sarcastically.

Phineas ignored this comment and continued "Type the song you would like to song on the keyboard on the back, and then grab a microphone and start singing away!"

"Really Phin, that's why we're all here to sing karaoke?" Candace asked.

"3000" Ferb added with a smirk. Candace rolled her eyes "Whatever"

"Well, it's been raining for a week and Ferb and I decided that we missed all of hanging out, ya know?" Phineas pointed out.

"Ugh, fine but I get to sing first" She demanded.

"Actually, Candace, Ferb and I already have a song and we were going sing first so you can sing second, okay?"

She folded her arms and sighed. "hmp!"

Phineas laughed at his sister's reaction and then turned his attention to Ferb "Are we ready?" Ferb gave his brothers a thumbs-up and pressed the start button on the box.

The music started playing for several seconds and the lyrics appeared on the screen before Phineas started singing.

Phineas: "At the first sign of the morning light, Old Glory's in the sky" He sang holding up a miniature Old Glory.

Ferb: "Across the pond, it's afternoon and the Union Jack flies high". He was also holding miniature flag, but his was a Union Jack.

Phineas: "We're on our first cup of coffee"

Ferb "We're on our third cup of tea"

Phineas: "And we can't pretend to live on different planets, you and me"

Ferb: "In this collision of worlds"

Phineas: "Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore."

Ferb: "In this collision of worlds"

Phineas: "Oh you can't sit this out no more"

Ferb: "Abbey Road"

Phineas "Route 66"

Phineas: "CIA"

Ferb: "MI6"

Phineas: "Right lane"

Ferb: "Left lane"

Ferb: "Metric"

Phineas: "Imperial"

Ferb: "Pounds"

Phineas: "Dollars"

Phineas: "Howdy"

Ferb: "Cheerio"

Phineas: "A v8 growls"

Ferb: "To a v12 screams"

Phineas: "Hail to the chief"

Ferb: "Well, God save the Queen"

Phineas: "Cops"

Ferb: "Bobbies"

Phineas: "Tabasco"

Ferb: "Wasabi"

Buford joined in and shouted "Pistachio ice cream" The kids laughed as Phineas and Ferb continued their song.

Ferb: "In this collision of worlds"

Phineas: "Well it's too late and you can't stop it now"

Ferb: "In this collision or worlds"

Phineas: "Yeah find a place and just watch it now"

Phineas and Ferb: "Watch it now"

Phineas: He pointed to Ferb and sang "Yeah, well you're a good ole' boy"

Ferb: He pointed right back, "Yeah you're a decent bloke"

Ferb: "I say it's irony"

Phineas: "I say it's a joke"

Phineas: "When I look around, now I can see…"

Both boys put their arms around each other's shoulders and sang in unison "We ain't so different you and me…"

Phineas turned around and crossed his arms "Meat and potatoes"

Ferb also turned and crossed his arms "Bangers and Mash"

Phineas: "Dollars"

Ferb: "Pounds"

Ferb: "Dosh"

Phineas: "Cash"

Ferb: "Autobahn"

Phineas: "to the rising sun"

Phineas: "The I10"

Ferb: "To the M1

Phineas: "Congress"

Ferb: "Parliament"

Phineas: "President"

Ferb: "The Queen"

Ferb: "Petrol, you say-"

Phineas: "gasoline"

Ferb: "Now grab your bird"

Phineas: "And get your girl"

Phineas and Ferb: "Now, it's a smaaallll world"

Ferb: "Collision of worlds"

Phineas: "Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore"

Ferb: "In this collision of worlds"

Phineas: "No, you can't sit his out no more"

Ferb: "In this collision of worlds

Phineas: "It's too late, and you can't stop it now"

Ferb: "Collision of worlds"

Phineas: "Find you a lace and watch it now, watch it now"

Ferb: Yeah now

Phineas: "Ohh ohh, ohh ohhh"

Ferb: "Ohh Ohhh"

When the music ended Phineas and Ferb high fived and shared a smile. "Dude, that was awesome!" Phineas cheered.

"How did you find a song that fit you two perfectly?" Candace wondered.

Phineas smiled and said "Well after all we are decent blokes,"

"and good ole' boys" Ferb finished for his brother.

Phineas smiled and gave his brother a hug, Ferb gave him one right back, "Now if you don't mind I'm going to grab my bird and watch Candace sing." Phineas said "You can get your girl-" He stopped short with a smirk, "oh, that's right you don't have a girl." Phineas teased Ferb.

Ferb was about to strangle Phineas when the doorbell rang. Phineas ran to the door and opened it to find Baljeet.

"Hey, sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?" Baljeet asked looking around. He yelped when he felt his underwear being pulled upwards.

"This" Buford said grinning behind Baljeet.

"You also missed Phineas and Ferb's great performance!" Vanessa piped in.

Baljeet just groaned.

Alright, that's the first chapter. I was thinking about doing "You Can Let Go Now Daddy" for Candace, but I'm not sure. If anybody has any suggestions, I would be happy to hear what you think.

Okay so I just fell in love with this song when I heard the ending credits to Cars 2.

Some of these phrases I have no idea what they mean, so I used the internet and previous knowledge. If I got one confused when Phin should've sang it instead of Ferb or vice versa just tell me and I'll gladly change it. xDDDDD