Wrongness! Yay!

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Summary: Sakura walks in on something that she never in her life wants to see again... No more summary for you lazy-asses! You wanna know the rest then read on!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but if I did, things would be very different... D

Acknowledgements: Thank you to my best friend and girlfriend FortheSakeofApathy! It was at her request that Sasaki-chan wrote a SasuNaruGaa KakaIru fic! It may not be exactly what you're looking for, koishii, but I did my best!

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Sakura walked into the room. She looked around and freaked out.

"OMIGOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT! NO NO NO! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DOING IN THERE!?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THAT OUT OF THERE! THAT'S ALL WRONG! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND- AHHHHH! SO MUCH WRONGNESS!"

Sakura passed out. The other five people in the room looked at her and sweatdropped.

"What the hell was that?" Kakashi said.

"We were doing it!" Naruto whined.

"What a spaz…" said Sasuke in his calm voice.

"I don't understand…" said Iruka.

"Did we do something wrong?" Gaara wondered out loud.

They all sighed and went back to cleaning the kitchen.

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Owari! XD

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Well, what the hell were you pervs expecting!?! If you think I was going to write some fics where Kakashi's a pedophile and Sasuke's gay, you are fucked in the head!

Of course, I can't talk... I'm probably even worse than any of you pervs out there... Teehee XD

Review or Sasaki-chan will do her fire jutsu and go Chidori on your ass! Fear Sasaki! Mwahahahaha! D

Sasuke: That's my jutsu, bitch...

Sasaki: Fuck you sideways.

Sasuke: Wha-!?!

Sasaki: Haha! *runs*

Sasuke: *sweatdrop*