Link's gone insane
ArtyQ50 presents to you a very very random story about Link going mental…
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the LoZ!! Eye twitches
Link is peacefully riding on Epona through the Ordon area, just passing the spring, when he sees
Illia waiting for him.
Just then a cloud bundles up over his head, and lightening strikes him, somehow Illia didn't notice this.
Illia jumped in the air ready to hug Link, but she fell smack into the dirt, and got trampled by Epona. Tee hee!
Link laughed hysterically. He already had bloodshot eyes, and one of his eyelids was twitching insanely.
He finally got to his house, climbing up the ladder, opening the door and he started to walk like a chicken.
Sticking his arms out like wings, and making chicken noises, cluck cluck cluck!
Bo, Fado, Malo, Talo, and everyone else was there. They had planned a surprise birthday party for him and a welcome home fro killing Ganondorf party.
He stared at them, they stared back wide eyed, Beth screamed jumping out the window. Link laughed once again.
He started to wave his word around, screaming like a mad man. Everyone else scream and ran out, leaving the cake and presents.
Link clapped his hands and slobbered everywhere.
He dove his head into the cake and started to sing…
There once was a magical elf
He lived up in a rainbow tree
He lived next to a dwarf
Who constantly had to pee
So one day the magical elf couldn't take no more, so he went to knock on that rude dwarfs door, then …..
They got married
"Waaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Link laughed swinging his sword around and eating cake.
All of a sudden Sweeney Todd walked in the door and rejoyced with Link going insane
Sooooo there, that's how Link became insane, I was just singing that song, so I decided to write a very random fan fiction about it…yeah I know it's kinda stupid, but if you want reply!