Hey there deary, nya! So if their is any OOCness this is my first time writing Sasu-chan... Sorry guys!
"Hey Sasuke what's up, datebayo?" A blond asked his raven haired friend as they waited for the teacher who was as late as always.
"Fine I guess. How about you idiot?" Sasuke said as the teacher, Kakashi Hatake walked in, going to pick up his book.
Out of the corner of his eye Sasuke caught Naruchi, Zeki and Makoto giggling, as Naruto answered, "Really great and I'm thinking of asking Hinata out!"
Kakashi opened a book, which should have been Les Misérables and started reading, "- Sasori thrusted back into his lover. Deidara moaned wantonly as the redhead kept on hitting his sweet spot everytime." Kakashi looked up from his reading slightly amused, the entire fujoshi population in the classroom had to fight to keep the blood from gushing out of their noses, "Okay who switched my classic literature to a yaoi fan fiction this time?" Kakashi wasn't angry, this happened rather frequently. Naruchi, Zeki and Makoto raised their hands and Kakashi smiled. No student was ever sent to the principal for this sort of thing since it was just harmless fun and the students always gave the original book back.
At lunch Sasuke was approached, like always, by the ugly bitch Sakura Haruno. Why she couldn't take the hint that one he was gay and two even if he wasn't there was no way in hell he would ever be interested in her.
"Hey Sasuke-kun wanna have lunch together?" She asked in her annoying voice.
"I'm having lunch with Naruto today." Sasuke replied, hoping in vain that she would shut the fuck up and leave him alone.
"Why have lunch with that blond loser when you can be around me?" She said. Sasuke glared up at her, did this slut just call his best friend a loser? Sure he called the blond names, but he never means anything by it.
"Look why can't you get it? I'm not the least bit interested in you. I'm gay you dumbass and even if I wasn't there's no way in hell I'd ever go out with you billboard brow." Sasuke practically yelled at her and left the room, hearing claps from Naruchi and Zeki and Makoto saying, 'That's why he's my favorite big brother.'
Sasuke wasn't even aware that he was heading towards his house til he entered his and Itachi's room.
When he closed the door he saw Itachi lying on his bed, studying and munching on some Cheetos while their mother was downstairs cooking dinner.
"Hey aniki..." Sasuke said when Itachi looked up from his work and saw his little brother standing there.
"Hn." Itachi nodded. Things had gotten a little awkward between the brothers ever since the elder had gotten drunk one night and first kissed the younger quite roughly on the lips and then marked him, Makoto had walked in a just the right moment and looked as though she had died of happiness.
There was a soft knock at the door, Sasuke let in his slightly teary black haired little sister.
"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked slightly alarmed, neither brother was okay with their usually bubbly sister crying, even if Sasuke acted cold or tough, he still cared.
"The Haruno bitch told her she had no right to hang around you so Itachi cause she's adopted and worthless, woof!" Naruchi said angrily, as she stomp into the room with Zeki in tow, "I noticed thatbshe was crying and she didn't go home so Zeki and I followed her. She's my best friend so I worry about her."
"Thank you... I thought Zeki-chan was your best friend." Itachi said, wrapping an arm around Makoto's shoulder.
"Your welcome... Erm, no Zeki-chan is my girlfriend." Naruchi replied, Zeki and her turning beet red.
"S-she said that I was a stupid adopted airhead and that an ugly girl like me s-shouldn't even breathe the same air as Sasu nii-san." Makoto sobbed, she knew that she was adopted and that normally a girl like her would never usually go anywhere near her brothers... But hearing someone say that to her really hurt and feel really lonely... Zeki patted her arm, being adopted herself she knew how hard it was to feel like she belonged sometimes.
"I don't care if you are our sister by blood or adoption, that ugly Haruno whore has no right to tell you are ugly and you don't deserve to be near us! She's just jealous cause you're actually pretty and don't have a huge forehead." Itachi fumed, he rarely got this angry it was only when it involved his beloved siblings. He looked ready to kill Haruno, it seemed as though Sasuke, Naruchi and even Zeki would help and kill any and all witnesses.
"I'm okay really!" Makoto reassured them all, wiping away all the rest of her tears, always the one who wanted to avoid conflict, "But there is one thing you could do that could mind break the Haruno whore and make me very happy."
"What?" Sasuke asked cautiously, almost suspiciously, glancing at Itachi who in turn glanced at him. Both of them knew their sister well, so what came out of her mouth next neither shocked nor horrified them, rather they expected it.
"Well, Itachi nii-sama could come by during lunch and tell Sasu nii-san that they need to talk and because, I know Haruno will follow you, confess your love for each other! It would be just like this one scene in a yaoi I've been lately. I can even give you a script." She smiled at this thought, a genuine smile.
Itachi, being the good and self sacrificing big brother he was, said he would do it immediately, but Sasuke required a little coaxing to be convinced, but after thinking about how much it would break Haruno, he said yes smirking evilly.
'Twas the end of the first chapter and all the readers were quiet, not even the sound of typing was heard from the reviewers and that is when the author screamed at them to post a review, nya! Heh heh sorry I'm feeling extremely happy and giggly, bye bye! *Kamuis away*