My name is Jamie, and I'm a horny Oryx. I was wondering around the Garden of Eden one bright and beautiful morning. I looked around at all the other beautiful animals, seeing a sexy young Impala who made my Oryx balls fill with a hot, steamy desire to discharge. But really, that Impala was nothing. I was looking for Adam.

Adam. He's a stallion. A powerful, muscular stallion. Every time I see him I just want to thrust my Oryx cock into his stallion ass so bad. I imagine his big bushy tail whipping around my stomach as I thrust it in and out of him repeatedly.

There he is! Oh Adam, my love. Look at your big powerful shoulders... your long distinguished snout and your enormous, slurping tongue! You are truly the most dignified creature in the entire garden. All creatures great and small bow down to you. You and your rippled, muscular legs!

But what is this? It's that foxy bitch, Eve. That's why you're not paying attention to me. I watch your tongue caress her long furry snout, orange hairs collecting in the saliva on your tongue. Why is it you love that conniving, devious temptress when I would be forever yours?

You're kissing. Your massive stallion tongue is filling her snout, bulging out from under her fangs. She's so tiny compared to you! I've got to do something... I can't let this continue.

"Hey there sexy! Adam! Hello-o!" I say, wandering up to the stallion and fox locked in a passionate kiss.

"Piss off, ya fuckin' wanker!" screams Adam, kicking me in the face with his rear hoof. I go tumbling down the path. As the pain sets in while blood begins trickling down freshly opened wounds, I can't help but feel aroused.

Noticing that Adam was now consumed by his passionate lovemaking session with Eve, I mount him as best I can, stressing my forelimbs as hard as possible to get as high as I possibly can. I begin rubbing my erect cock on Adam's body, repeatedly catching the flap of skin between his rear leg and the rest of his body, and feeling the lovely tingling sensation of my dickhead caressing his soft fur. As I thrust a few more times I feel my erect cock briefly touch his.

I'm flung to the side with incredible force, crashing into a pine tree behind me. As the needles stick into my skin painfully I can't help but feel further aroused. My vision comes from a red blur back into focus, and I see Adam's angry nostrils snorting at me, hard. He begins beating me with his front hooves, neighing loudly.

"Wot the fuck did ya have to go and do that for then eh?" he asks, taking a hoof across my face and opening up a long bloody gash. He briefly relents, apparently waiting for an answer. I sit there quietly as the blood accumulates, dripping down the side of my mouth. As a droplet slips across my lips, I start licking it up with my tongue. Mmm... my own blood.

"What can I say, Adam?" I begin, pausing to lick up a bit more of my blood. "My cock's not going to blow its load until I hump you silly"

Adam snorts loudly, turning around to jam his ass into my face. As he lifts his tail up I catch sight of his big bulging testicles and long, erect dick. However, I can't pay attention to them that long as soon as soon my entire body is covered with shit... Adam's shit. As I begin panicking at the pungent odor and the realization that I'm covered with shit, I feel two hooves slam into my body, one in my face and one in my chest. The force is enough to completely knock the wind out of me while simultaneously dazing me, and I quickly slip into unconsciousness.

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I wake up with the stinging pain of shit smeared all over my festering sores. Note to self: cease further advances on Adam. Yeah, I'm in a lot of pain here. I begin wondering about infection. I should probably go find a river to wash myself off in. Just got to stand up first.

Yeah, ow. Seriously, OW. I notice the elbow joint on my front leg appears to have exposed bone. And it's covered in shit. Jesus, Adam sure fucked me up good. I can't get up. I may as well just lie here covered in shit and die.

Oh look, it's Eve. What the fuck does that stupid bitch want? Get out of here.

"Oh my goodness, look at what Adam has done to you!" she exclaims.

"Fuck off, you skanky little trollop," I groan.

"Now there," she coos, "don't be such a little cunt. Let me help you"

She crawls underneath my body, pushing up as hard as she can. Yeah, like that's going to get anything done there, you stupid shit. I weigh like... probably around ten times what you weigh. I vainly try to stand, only to collapse on top of her.

She howls and yelps, until eventually I manage to roll over, unpinning her.

"You piece of shit!" she screams. "How could you do that? I was trying to help you"

"It's your own damn fault," I snort. "That was your stupid idea, not mine"

She growls at me, which I'd normally find pretty pathetic but I just got the shit beaten out of me and can't really defend myself right now.

"And to think I felt sorry for you," she snaps. "I'm gonna go get Adam to come finish the job"

My only consolation is she looks ridiculous covered in shit. Shit she rubbed off of me. Fuck, I must look ridiculous covered in shit too.

I see her scamper off into the garden. The pain overwhelms me to the point that I lie down, closing my eyes until endorphins neutralize the pain enough for me to be able to pass out.

--

I awaken with a hoof to the ribs. Oh, hi there Adam.

"Did ya cover my Eve in shit?" Adam asks, snorting in a manner quite scary to a bloody, broken, shit-covered Oryx.

"Umm, no?" I respond. It always worked for Beavis and Butthead, right?

"Apparently ya missed my message the first time. It seems like ya got a wee bit of learning ta do still"

I feel Adam slip his hot, engorged phallus into my asshole. Instant ecstasy shoots throughout my body, numbing my painful shit covered sores. He begins pumping harder and harder. I feel my sphincter and colon stretching in a pleasurably stinging manner. His dick rubs repeatedly against my prostate, and I feel fluid beginning to leak out of my cock.

Suddenly, he pulls out.

"And let that be a lesson to ya!" he shouts, running off into the garden.

Eve is standing there. She has a perplexed look on her face.

"I wanted him to kill you." she intones. "Instead he assrapes you. You probably got off on that shit, didn't you"

"Of course," I respond proudly, or at least as proudly as I can while covered in shit. "I'm a horny Oryx, after all"

"Those big bulging balls of yours," she asks. "Is that what's making you misbehave"

"No, of course not!" I scream with fear.

"Look at them... how pathetic" she says, nuzzling her snout against my underside so as to expose my balls. "How would you feel if I chewed them off"

"You evil bitch!" I scream.

"E-vil?" she asks. "What is e-vil"

"You know," I say, "Evil! Things like chewing people's balls off"

"I still don't understand. Can you explain more?" she questions.

"Oh right," I say. "You haven't eaten from the tree"

"Tree?" she asks. "What tree"

"Why, the tree of the knowledge of good and evil!" I say. "It's right next to you. See, eat some fruit, and all will become clear"

Eve rears up onto her hind legs and snags a low-hanging apple. After munching on it for a bit, her eyes fill with a scary passion. She spontaneously drops the apple out of her mouth and snaps her jaws around my balls. The pain of her fangs slicing through my testicles completely overwhelms all other senses in my body as my hearing ceases and my vision goes bright white. The only sensation left in my body is the feeling of my dick going rock hard.

I sit in utter agony for a few moments before the pain once again overtakes me and I pass out yet again.

--

I awaken in the dusty wasteland surrounding the Garden of Eden. Its tall hedges loom in the skyline, an impenetrable barrier protecting the garden from reentry. I look around confused... how did I get out here, and why?

I'm surrounded by dozens of other animals, all former denizens of the garden. I see Adam and Eve as well, sobbing and reeling in shame.

The sexy young Impala is nudging me, asking me if I'm alright. I manage to creek onto my knees, my legs crying out in pain.

"What in the fuck just happened?" I ask.

"God showed up," said the Impala. "You know, the lion guy. He said Adam and Eve were forbidden to eat apples cause they're evil. And that some agent of evil gave Eve an apple and well, things fell apart from there. Rumor has it that it was some snake. We're all gonna form a brute squad later and beat the shit out of that fucking snake"

"Oh yeah, totally... I saw a snake give her the apple, for sure"

"Hey look!" screamed the Impala, "it's the snake! GET HIM"

A rhino, a tiger, an ocelot, and the Impala all go charging after the snake.

"It'sssssss not me!" the snake hissed.

"YOU IDIOTS!" shouted Eve. "It wasn't the snake! It was that fucking shit covered Oryx over there"

Oh fuck.

"GET HIM!"

The absolute terror of fearing for my life is suddenly assuaged as I feel a rhino's cock slide up my ass. The tiger sticks his dick in my mouth, and the ocelot climbs under me and starts sucking on my balls. The Impala starts sucking on my cock.

"Oh, I love you guys", I say to them as we sink into a beautiful furry orgy.

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THE END