SMOOTH OPERATOR
Wow: Grouch. Dean's a fine figure of a man who's very happy in his own skin; apart from one thing …
A/N: This little effort was inspired by this gem that I stumbled across when I was reading a random write-up from Chicago-Con:
'Somehow the conversation turned to chest hair and Jared explained that the CW used to require them to shave their chests for shirtless scenes (they don't anymore), and Jensen quipped that was never a problem for him because he only has three hairs.'
And really, when have I ever needed an excuse to get Dean's clothes off?
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just play nicely then put them back as I found them.
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Standing before the mirror, Dean studied his reflection disapprovingly.
He was Captain Caveman, the alpha male; everyone knew that.
Why, then, was he glaring grouchily at a chest so utterly devoid of hair that it positively gleamed under the motel's harsh light.
Especially when Sam, the great girl, had managed to sprout a decent thatch across those over-worked, pneumatic pecs of his.
So unfair!
But then Dean thought of last night; of his encounter with Abigail and her oh-so-clever tongue, and he was suddenly glad he wasn't hirsutely blessed …
If he had been, the poor girl would be coughing hairballs for a week.
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