The result of an Uchiha's frustration

K it's short but well worth the read so ENJOY! And read some of my other stories too! lol!

The pink bubble gum stretched from Sakura's lips as she pulled on it until it was the size of her arm.

Sasuke turned to see the pink haired kunoichi staring proudly at the sticky substance as she held it between two fingers.

He rolled his eyes.

She got out another piece and stared at it.

"Want a piece Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked. "It's the new strawberry and cream flavour," Sakura said.

Sasuke shook his head in annoyance. "I hate sweet foods..." 'Oh come off it dobe, that's a lie!' Sasuke mentally told his inner 'yet to be let out' self to shut up. 'Don't shut me up dobe, hey? are you listening? Take the bloody gum from the girl and eat it! Or better yet, take the gum from her-' Sasuke shuddered and decided to block the little voice out.

"Okay, but you'll regret it." Sakura put the pink stick in her mouth and chewed it heavily. She moaned slightly. "Mmm...this tastes even better when you have two in your mouth..."

'Where the hell is Naruto?' Sasuke thought impatiently as he leant against a tree, hoping to see Naruto arrive with three cartons of takeaway ramen in his hands.

"You seem distressed Sasuke," Sakura said.

"Hn..." Sasuke blinked rapidly as he looked up at the sky.

"You hungry Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked him.

Sasuke paused as his inner self began to mock him. 'Yeah...you hungry Sasuke? Want a little taste of Sakura? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Eh Sasuke-kuuuuuuun?' "Shut up..."

"What?" Sakura exclaimed, her brow twitching as the Uchiha prodigy told her to shut up.

"What?" Sasuke repeated, looking at her with slightly wide eyes. He gulped. 'What is the matter with me?'

"You just told me to shut up," Sakura told him, her eyes like stone.

"Um...no I didn't," Sasuke said calmly, turning his head away.

"Oh, so you were telling yourself to shut up?" Sakura challenged him.

"Actually y-"

"You know, I try and I try and I try," Sakura interrupted. "When you came back to Konoha I was civilised. You were just a grumpy arse. I then try and make polite conversation with you and you tell me to shut up?" Sakura glared at him.

"I wish you would shut up now," Sasuke said, getting bored.

"Oh I see how it is. You think you can treat me how you want, well guess what! I've changed since then, i'm 18, i'm a woman now, I don't let pathetic little boys like you treat me like-"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Sakura, seriously, why are you being so dramatic about this?"

Sakura paused. She just ignored him and faced ahead, chewing loudly on her bubble gum. The noise was enough to hit her. The long poppind sounds seemed to hit Sasuke in his ears. Pop. Pop.

Sasuke winced.

Pop.

Sasuke pursed his lips together, not wanting to say anything in case Sakura went mad again. He would just wait for Naruto...and all of this would be over.

"And I offer you gum and you don't take it," Sakura said suddenly.

Sasuke went over to her. "Fine, if you want me to taste the gum that badly, I will!" He launched his lips on hers and stayed there for several seconds. Sakura's eyes went wide as Sasuke...SASUKE kissed her. Then, as if nothing happened, he released and casually walked over to the tree and leant against it.

"Yeah, that tastes quite nice actually," Sasuke said.

Ok, it was short but I loved writing it! It was fun! Lol! PLEASE REVIEW! Thank you! Those who do get a cyber cookie, heehee!