One shot. Comedy. I wrote this short thingy a while ago, and GeorgeWeasleysgirl thought I should put it on here so... here it is! Hope you enjoy it: we cracked up when we read it!
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Disclaimer: AGAIN I do not own Harry Potter ... blah blah blah... ENJOY!
In Order For Voldemort to Fall Asleep…
Voldemort sat alone in his usual corner and tried to fall asleep for the night. Voldemort got up. "I CAN'T DO IT!" Voldemort stormed out of the room, but came back a couple minutes later with his teddy bear and blanket… or what he calls it… 'blankey'. He snuggled up and tried to sleep. One minute later he got up and yelled, "I CAN'T DO IT!" He stalked out of the room but, once again, came back with more stuff: a huge pile of stuffed animals (which he plopped in the corner), a CD player (to help him fall asleep), and a night light (it was always too dark and Voldemort needed some light nearby him).
Right when he was about to try and fall asleep, Bellatrix came in. "Uh… Master?" Voldemort gasped and fixed his bed of stuffed animals. He looked up and saw Bellatrix trying not to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Voldemort asked with a mad glare, even though he had a night hat on which made him look ridiculous. Bellatrix pointed to everything while she tried not to laugh. Voldemort 'humphed' and tried to go back to bed. "Leave me alone!" As he snuggled up with his stuffed animals, Bellatrix left and went to tell the other Death Eaters about this.