Wow yay me I wrote a Naruto fic! Haha only cos I am bored and the Kingdom Hearts I ordered off Play is not here yet boo hoo. Sorarikukairiaxelcloud. Oh yes this is from Naruto's POV in case you couldn't work that out.
Chapter 1
I stamped through the forest, kicking tree roots as I went. I was in a bad mood. It was my birthday today and nobody remembered except Hinata who doesn't count anyway. Every time I look at her she seems to be blushing. Perhaps it was something I said.
I reached a small clearing and slumped down against a random tree. There was a big hole in it and inside the whole tree was completely hollow. Cool! I climbed inside. There were a couple of pink envelopes right at the bottom with no name on the front. I picked one up and opened it. There was a letter inside. I went red. It had my name on it. I didn't really want to read it in case it was private (well obviously, why else would whoever wrote it have chucked it inside a tree?) but for some reason I did anyway.
To Naruto-kun
I love you...I can't look at you without turning red...it's really embarrassing. Maybe sometime I might actually give you this letter probably but not very soon. Sorry but I can't write my name here in black and white because I am too shy. This is stupid; I should just forget about it.
Yours forever
I went a very lovely shade of tomato red and looked for any more writing but there wasn't any. I turned over the page. Nothing (just a cat sticker. I swore I'd seen those stickers somewhere before but I couldn't think where). I stuffed the letter back in the envelope, licked it and dropped it on the floor again. I hoped whoever wrote it wouldn't come back any time soon. I wasn't intending to but somehow I read all the other letters too. One of them just said my name and something hastily scribbled over in black marker. One of them was a very long one involving some frankly quite perverted stuff about what they would like to do with me. I stopped reading halfway through that one, jumped out of the hollow tree and ran all the way back home. I suddenly realised that I was holding one of the letters. It was the first one.
Suddenly I had a little idea. I had a UV pen I got ages ago as a present from someoneorother that made invisible writing show up. The letter said I can't write my name IN BLACK AND WHITE so maybe they just wrote it in white??? Or invisble pen. I decided that later I would dig up the pen and use it on the letter. But first, an investigation.
Uzumaki Naruto is on the case!!