Hello folks. To my watchers: I know I haven't written anything for a long time and I apologise. I will finish my stories I have just been very busy lately (last few years sorry) with my original fiction. This story was written by my sister as a joke when she was showing our younger sister how to use scrivener. She has lost her password and email for her account and so she gave me her permission to post this on my account for her. It's not finished but I think it's hilarious and hopefully you will too. If it gets a few good reviews we might be able to persuade her to finish it. So please review because I want to read the rest. :)
Cheese
Diggory was strolling along the corridors, finally having learned his way around the castle without riddle's assistance. He stopped and stared at a peculiar sight before him. A huge chunk of cheese was slithering along the corridor towards him. He turned and ran, not knowing any spells to combat cheese.
Riddle met him at the top of the stairs.
"Dougal, what's goin-" Riddle's words were cut off as the brie oozed all over him. Diggory panicked as his friend began to suffocate.
"Reducto!" he yelled, but it had no effect. "Stupefy!" he tried, but to no avail. In desperation, he blasted an over-powered "Incendio" at the cheese. It melted, bubbling unpleasantly as it began to burn. Riddle struggled from the pool of brown goo.
"Thanks Dougal," he spluttered. "You saved my life. I shall give up my plans to be an evil overlord and be your servant for life!"
The brie moaned and oozed off down the corridor. Riddle sprang into its path and cast a freezing spell.
"Not so fast, you hunk of stinky slime!" he cried. "You are coming to the Headmaster's office to face justice!"
Diggory and Riddle dragged the protesting cheese to Dippet's office. Dippet was furious.
"Had it been any other student, I would have made you sit on the naughty step, but you interfered with my Tommy boy!" he snarled, windows exploding as his magic ran wild with his temper.
"I shall see you expelled for this!"
The brie whimpered and pleaded, even offering to give up the hiding place of its sister, Philadelphia who had been hiding in the moors to escape being spread on toast. Dippet was unmoved.
And that's the end of what she's written folks. If you find this as funny as I do and wish to see more then please review and say so. :)