Rating: T

Spoilers: Last of theTimelords

Pairings: Jack/Tish

Summary: Jack is chained up; Tish is in a maid's uniform, if only he wasn't on the 'Cloudbase' Valiant.

Disclaimer: I own none of it unfortunately

Authors Notes: Just an idea of the kind of conversation Jack has with Tish when she comes to feed him

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'If only' Jack thought as he eyed the clock and pulled uselessly at the chains around his wrists, 'if only I was back on Earth, back at the Torchwood hub, even back in my own apartment, I could be enjoying this'. Tish would be here soon in that incredibly sexy little maids outfit, the fantasies that incurred after she visited kept his mind, and other parts, active for hours afterwards. He'd watched Tish grow emotionally in the year that they'd been prisoners of the Master, she'd tried to be tough at first but now it wasn't an act anymore, he could see glimpses of Martha in her now and again and a lot of Francine. He heard the whistles that told him that she was on her way with his lunch, she swung through the door and Jack licked his lips, he was hungry but not for whatever it was the Master was giving him to eat.

"Hi gorgeous, what have you got for me" he asked

"Same as usual" said Tish with a smile. He grimaced, the Master was a sadist

"I'd rather starve, again, the food was better in the slums of New York in 1900" he said, Tish grinned

"You're not looking too bad for a guy who's over a hundred and died more times than I can count" she said

"Oh, she's getting sassy now" Jack teased "just wait until I get free girlie". Tish poked her tongue out and wiggled her ass at him,

"I'll tell my mum your a dirty old man" she replied, Jack chuckled at the thought, the Doctor had already told him about Francine Jones and the incident at the Lazarus Labs, his exact word were 'And I thought Jackie Tyler was scary'

"I'm not scared of your mother" he said.

"You and the Master then" she replied as she picked up the tin plate "you sure you don't want this?"

"Quite sure, but I'll take the water" he said, Tish picked up the cup and put it to his lips.

"Thanks honey" he said when he'd drank enough "now if I said I had an itch would you scratch it", Tish rolled her eyes

"You're sick" she said

"So I've been told but I'm serious, the back of my neck" Tish reached up and scratched the back of his neck and Jack groaned "oh God I've been looking forward to that all day"

"The Doctor's got a plan" she whispered. Jack winked, message received and understood

"Now about that other itch" he said with a grin, Tish tutted

"Martha was right when she called you a slut" she admonished

"I've got a reputation to protect you know" he said

"I know, easy" she replied with a laugh. Jack glanced over her shoulder

"Guards are back" he murmured, Tish nodded "so when this is over you come to Cardiff and work for me, it's a shame to see that uniform go to waste" he said out loud, she rolled her eyes and sighed

"In your dreams Captain" she said as she picked up the plate and mug and turned to go

"As always" he yelled at her retreating back. Jack watched her go and wondered what Gwen would look like dressed in that uniform, he liked that idea, what about Toshiko? An attractive thought. His mind wandered briefly to Ianto and shook his head no that was just ridiculous, Owen? No, even his fantasies weren't that sick. Jack rolled his head, relishing the memory of Tish's nails running over his neck and started to pull gently at the chains, if the Doctor had a plan he needed to be ready.

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