Hi hi... I'm got another random Idea and guess what? Ish a Crossover! Let's See if this will be any good, shall we?

Ch 1

It was a nice, clear, beautiful, sunshine-y, happy, happy day. The birds were singing, the grass green. Hey, even the sky is it's regular blue. Yep. All was good in the world.

"NAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUTO!!", uh-huh. A regular day in the eyes of Konoha.

It was around 7 AM, and all of Konoha was awoken by their own personal alarm. Also known as the all powerful Hokage, Tsunade-sama.

"Ahahahaha! Old Hag! I told you that you'd regret giving me that D-rank mission!" Many who had been up earlier setting up their vendors chuckled lightly as a boy in an orange jumpsuit ran by with a furious kage right behind him.

This was regular, the boy in orange, otherwise known as Naruto, doing something to anger the Hokage before most of Konoha was awake, resulting in a nice, fast-paced stroll around the village. Ah... fresh air.

--LaTeR...

There was no escape... He was tied down... She had the mission scroll... There was nothing he could do...

She cackled like the old hag he really knew she was...

"And now... You didn't like that D- rank? Ohhohoho! Well here you are! A negative D-rank!" No! Do things like that even exist?? Naruto was in a panic. For Houjo's (1) sake! He was Sixteen! It wasn't his fault that the moment he got back from rescuing Gaara that the Granny had decided to be sadistic and give him a mission that not only academy students could do, but had revolved around Potato-picking! P-o-t-a-t-o. P-i-c-k-i-n-g!! That's right! You heard him... Or you would if he weren't just thinking this...

This was too much!

"Neveerrrrrrrrrr!" I refuse! I'd rather eat my feet!

" It's either this or a month of negative C-ranks!" ... darn.

"Why? What did I ever do! Give me a better mission. Something that doesn't revolve around something easy. I want a challenge!" Naruto was dismayed. Who came up with negative missions anyway?

Suddenly, an owl appeared behind Tsunade behind the window. She turned and stared at it a moment.

"Alright, Naruto you can leave now. But don't expect a mission for the rest of this week. You did just get back from rescuing Gaara. You can either rest or do some light training.

Naruto snorted at her. No way was he going to rest. And light training? Tch. Well, he figured that she already knew that her options would just be ignored completely.

Leaving Tsunade to her owl, he left the tower heading towards the training grounds.

--

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again... Humpty Dumpty sat on a- Yea. He was bored. He had gone through a lot of his technique to test them, but now that he had gone through them he was sitting on a training log with this very annoying children's rhyme running though his head non-stop.

That was actually he problem he mused. Not the song. The fact that he could go through his techniques so quickly worried him. Sure, all the jutsus he used were pretty powerful, and took up a lot of chakra, but he figured that a few more jutsu could never kill anybody... If you were the one using them that is...

Hmmm...I really should expand my library of jutsus...

That thought, Naruto headed to Konoha's library.

--

Naruto looked through many jutsu categories. He prefer the techniques that required a lot of chakra. He was a wind element user... but he also liked the water and earth elements.

I don't think it really matters whether or not if it's your element, if you can master it then it's a jutsu you have mastered. Just that you can't use it to it's full potential.

He looked around some more and discovered one called Kage Kunai (2) and Kage Shuriken (3). He picked that one up. He already knew he could do kage-type things pretty well.

He found a few others that he liked the sound of. Like Kaze Ken (4) and Doton: Daichi Funkakou (5) or even Mizu kakuhan (6).

Satisfied for now, Naruto once again left to the training grounds to master his new techniques.

--

As he thought, Kage Kunai and Kage Shuriken were both extremely easy for him. They both together took approximately twenty minutes.

Now the problem that he had with the other three were simple. Kaze Ken had a lot of chakra control involved, Doton: Daichi Funkakou took up a helluvalot of chakra to even get a descent sized hole, and Mizu Kakuhan also had a lot to do with control.

Naruto sighed. Why?

He gathered up himself and headed to his apartment. He could get the Doton one done if he got some sleep, he thought, but the other two would mean he would have to do a lot more chakra control exercises to get them even close to looking normal.

He fell asleep like a log in his bed. He would look for Ero-sannin tomorrow.

--

Konoha slept in today. Not having their alarms to wake them up for once, many people were late to work and school. After the general havoc created by many late people, plenty absentmindedly thought on what had happened to their alarms.

--

Naruto opened his eyes and yawned idly. Someone was banging on his door. How rude. Who was it? Scratch that. He didn't care. "Gom 'wag." He sweatdropped at his early morning speech. That was supposed to come out more like "Go away." but never really got that far...

The person who had been hammering previously stopped. Had they understood him? Eh... worked for him. He rolled over. Wait... Wasn't he going to do something today? Started with an L... or was it an E ... they both looked alike... sorta...

To early to think. He glanced at the clock. The number were arranged strangely. 10:56... Was his clock jacked up? Or him? He blinked. "SHIT!" He hopped up and threw the covers off. Running towards the shower with his clothes. He took a five minute shower and got dressed. He glanced at the clock on the way out the door. 11:05. Damn. It was gonna take forever to find that pervert now. He usually liked to look for him early in the morning, because he wouldn't go anywhere to quickly.

At least he knew the three places he could be: The bathhouses, the Hokage Tower pestering th Hokage, or at some hut drinking sake. He really hoped it one of the first two. Because when he meant some hut it could be anywhere in Konoha.

As he opened the door he almost ran into Neji... an annoyed Neji... Who had an irritated Shikamaru behind him...

"...Hi?" Seriously why were they here?

"We've been knocking on your door for a half hour." They looked sorta pissed off... Or was it just him?

Never being one to mince words and not feeling any twinge of self-preservation, he said, "Yep, that was really annoying. Could get back to sleep after I woke up."

"Whatever," luckily it was Shikamaru who answered Neji looked like he wanted to strangle Naruto, which he did, "Tsunade-sama has a mission for you, idiot"

"The old hag is giving me a mission? That liar! She told me that there were none... And that the missions I would get are Negatives! No way am I going." He stalked off to find the old pervert, when he couldn't move.

"Naruto. We stood here for longer than we would've liked, to tell you that. You are going. My troublesome time here won't be for nothing." Guess who?

Seeing Neji death glaring him, Naruto just sighed "Fine... but if it's a negative I'm out."

Shikamaru released his jutsu and they walked, or trudged in Naruto's case, to the tower.

--

"It's about time!" Lovely greeting curtosy of our lovely Hokage herself.

"Yea well Naruto decided to sleep in today, and apparently he can't hear his door-hinges creaking with the pounding on the door." Neji said annoyedly.

"Hmph. You owe me a new door" Naruto grumbled. "What do you want anyway you old hag? I need to find that perverted sensei... The older one." He added.

"You've been assigned to a mission along with Neji, Shikamaru, Sakura, Sasuke, and Hinata Kakashi will be there as a consultant. You will all be gone for a long time. About a year. Your mission is to protect a boy named Harry Potter along with his two friends, and the school that they will be living in." Tsunade ignored the "old hag" comment.

Naruto's eyes had bugged out at the time they would be gone. "A whole year? Are you nutters?"

The hokage developed a vicious twitch. "It's either this or the negative missions that I was telling you about, but this time for a whole year."

Naruto gaped. "... fine..."

"Go and gather belonging for a whole year. Naruto your not allowed to wear anything orange- don't interrupt- you all are to be ready to leave within the hour." She glared at Naruto as he prepared to intervene her speech.

"Just go wear one of those outfits that I gave you recently Naruto. I've given you enough of them to lst for a good amount of time."

"But- but NO orange? Th-thats a crime!" Naruto was panicking. He needed orange! Orange was the best color in the world!

"No ifs ands or buts. This is my decision. You will wear something that won't say "kill me!" in this school." she ended the argument. Sending Naruto out, she sighed and pulled out some secret-stash-sake and drank a sip. Bwahaha... Shizune still couldn't figure out where all of the sake was coming from... and she will never know...

--

Naruto sighed as he looked at himself in the mirror. He hated wearing something that wasn't orange. He looked too dark and evil now...

Tsunade had always pushed him to get new clothes, buying him lots of them as the years went by.

Looking at himself now he really could only sigh. He supposed it could be worse. He could have black hair and eyes and look like a goth... (7) He was wearing black ninja pants like Kakashi's and had the fishnet shirt underneath a camo v-neck t-shirt. His ninja tools were at his waist in an equally camo pack. He wore his new black ninja sandals that he had gotten during his travels. He sighed again.

Oh well. I'll just hope that they don't stare and say rude things to me... he thought.

He traveled to the gate where everyone was waiting. He had waited till close to the last minute. Not wanting to go into public with something so weird, to him that is. Sure enough as he made his way down the street people who recognized him had whispered to those nearby and now everyone was looking at him like he was a freak.

They were actually looking at him not because they thought he was a freak, but because it was freaky to see him in anything else that didn't have orange.

He sighed and kept on walking. He glanced at a passing persons eyes who had been staring, about to glare, when he saw the pure awe on the persons face. He blinked in confusion. WTF much? He looked around while he was walking and saw many other similar looks. He blushed in embarrassment and leaped onto the roof in a quick retreat.

Everyone chuckled at is antics. Having seen his embarrassment.

--

"Mou! Where is he? He's late! He usually gets here on time." Sakura was worried. Why was Naruto not coming?

Sasuke sighed. "Calm down Sakura. He's probably trying to convinced Hokage-sama to let him wear orange or something stupid like that."

"Yea. I suppose that's something Naruto would do... But she would've sent him away as fast as she could to drink he sake. And Naruto should know that there's no changing her mind." No one argued with her. As the Hokage's apprentice, she would know better than any of them what would most likely happen.

Naruto heard all of this as he approached. He scowled slightly. Dumb hag. She just couldn't let him wear orange. Now he's walking around with people staring at him while others don't even recognize him.

He stood next to the gate as they continued talking about him. "But still... Naruto usually gets here much sooner than any of us... so what's taking him?" Sakura continued.

"Even if Naruto didn't want to come, he wouldn't miss the mission."

Tsunade came and wished them all good luck, as did Jaraiya. Kakashi jumped out of the nearby tree that he had been waiting in.

"Wait! We can't start the mission yet. Naruto's not here yet." Sakura exclaimed.

"Yes he is. He's right behind you." Tsunade said.

All turned to see Naruto leaning on the wall with his head turned away form them and a slight blush on his face.

A collective blink. "Umm... Naruto? When did you get here?" Sakura questioned.

"... about ten minutes ago..." he mumbled his reply.

"We, uh, didn't see you..." she said awkwardly.

"Yea..." not much to reply to. He still refused to look at him. Already knew what their looks were like because of the villagers.

"Well, now that we've located our lost comrade, we should initiate the mission immediately." Tsunade said in a smug tone. At which point Naruto finally looked their way ignoring the others and glared at the hokage. She just smirked at him.

Suddenly she pulled out a dirty string. "This is called a shoelace." she announced. "Hold onto it." Without question Neji and Shikamaru grabbed hold. As did Kakashi. Followed by Sakura and Sasuke. Naruto put a finger on it suspiciously, while Hinata hesitated before also putting a finger onto it.

Naruto was about to complain to the Hokage telling her something like this was stupid, but was interrupted as he felt a pulling behind his belly button and was suddenly spinning in a vortex of color and noise.

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1- Hinata is very creative, no? Who know's a Pete anyway! I don't...

2-Kage Kunai: translated roughly into shadow kunai... same with # three 'cept it's shuriken

4- Ken Ken: Wind Sword

5- Doton: Daichi Funkakou: Earth style: earth crater

6- Mizu Kakuhan- Water Whip

7- I have nothing against Goths or Emos. My best friend is and Emo I just thought that they are the exact opposite of Naruto. Since he wears orange and is always loud and happy? Maybe?

Okay. I'm ending here. My fingers are now throbbing. -throb- -throb- Anyway R&R If you please. Not sure when I'll get my nest chappie out. I'll think on it. Thankies for reading! Devil Hinata