March 25, 2010

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Reagan Ann Holt here! Let's see...Hamilton told me that the new thing was this activity called "blogging" and since I'm tired of my interfering distant cousins racking up the comment space on my cliqueme page, I might as well do this whole blogging thing. I suppose comments will be made by my yucky cousins but you can't really help them. They're jealous of me because I kick butt, I do sports like it's nobody's business and I'm the most awesome person alive on the planet!

So Ham told me that this blog was supposed to be a diary or whatever so let me start on what I did today.

I woke up at 4:00 on Dad's orders and had a breakfast of cheeseburgers, fries, milkshake, eggs and bacon and Doritos. Anybody who says that the key to a healthy body is to eat healthy foods hasn't met us yet. Anyway, after breakfast we jogged five miles and did an hour of kick boxing. That took about two hours. After that daily exercise, I went to school with Ham and Maddie.

I had the usual school routine...lessons and blah blah blah. There was no gym today which made me mad so I made a hole in Mrs. Defritsky (the History Teacher's) desk by punching it. I got five detentions for that. Dad should be proud.

When I got back home, I did an hour of football with Ham, Maddie and Dad. Mom was, as usual, the referee. Ham and me were teammates against Dad and Maddie. We won 7-6. Then we played a round of basketball then it was time for dinner.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot...I taught Arnold a new trick today! It's called putting spiders (which Maddie is afraid of) in Maddie's bed which he is doing right now.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" that was Maddie's scream.

Till next time blog!

COMMENTS

PurpleTeckkstarr:

YO Reagan! Alex here! Are you going to the Spring Fling?

Alex, do you even think I want to go to Spring Fling? R.H.

DUDEWHATSUP

REAGAN! When do you need the Chemistry cheats for your exam?

Maybelle, I need it tomorrow okay? R.H.

Nellie Gomez

Dude, you are a serious whack-job

Says the person with a snake nose-ring, two-toned hair and the ability to sing like a pig being chopped into pieces. R.H.

Oh yeah! You can comment on this and I'll put it in the next chapter