Kinda funny what happens when you try to go to sleep, and you can only think of sad sh**. Here we go.

My name is Arorua EiznekCm Onu. You may have heard of me. Daughter of Lehcar A. EiznekCm, and granddaughter of Ganondorf A. Dragmire. Aka, the reincarnation of the Devil. So yes, my siblings and me are sort of half-demons, from our mother's genes. Everyone remembers Ganondorf as the Dark Lord who once tried to destroy the world with demonic hordes. But no one expected him to have a daughter, namely Lehcar EiznekCm, who was the Negative opposite of Rachel T. McKenzie. And because she was Ganondorf's daughter, she inherited part of his dark powers. And when my mother slayed Ganondorf a little around 20 years ago, she absorbed his full powers. And then she ended up married and having kids. So you'd think the same thing would happen again, right? Well, it did. Unfortunately…

My older brother and I were really young at the time, so we didn't really care much. We heard we were about to get another younger brother. But when we got a little older, and our mom told us about our family history, I never begun to hate anyone more than Nerehc EiznekCm Onu. My little brother, whom our mother favorited and cared for more than me or Sirhc. My little brother, who was granted the gifts of darkness by the one who stole them from her own father.

My mother was the first born of Ganondorf's two children, so it's only logical that she would be granted his powers, right? So why was it, even when I was here first, my "adorable" little brother got to be our mother's favorite? Okay, technically, I was born second, but my older brother, Sirhc is too much of a wimp as it is, just like my mom's little brother. But I'm no coward like him, and I have more competence than either of them. So why did my mom miraculously decide that Nerehc would inherit her fortune and not me? It's always "My Sweet Nerehc" this and "Little Nerry" that! And all he does with his power is goof around and set things on fire for the fun of it.

Our mom always told us that Ganondorf always treated her badly and she didn't want to be anything like him. She said she wanted to give her kids the respect she wanted from them. But does she? No. Not really. I'm always getting in trouble for being mean to wittle Nerry. She never cared about her kids equally, she cares about Nerehc far more than me or Sirhc. Why did he get to be the favorite? Why did my mom decide to love him so much? Because I wasn't a complete lunatic like him? Whatever. I've always dreamed of crushing my brother, squishing him to the heel of my boot like a gross little beetle. Then my mom would HAVE to give me her power. There's no one else that could fulfill her place when she was gone. We all know Sirhc didn't have the brawn to do so.

But she probably wouldn't. She'd probably slit me for killing her sweet little devil. At least Sirhc wouldn't do that. Sirhc could probably turn his fear against his foes. Maybe. It doesn't matter. Nerehc will always be our mom's favorite. No matter what he does, no matter what excuse she has, she'll take him over us. …And I will always hate him for it.

My stoopid little brother.

Annnd yeah. Been a while since I did a first-person POV. Ahh, I've been watching too much Naruto lately. And watching Homestuck. That's a good show.

"IT'S A WEBCOMIC! !"

Oh. Yeah. Right. Ah-he-hem. Only one week left until Operation: MASKED. Sooo… I will see you later.