Is it Turbo to have a dream?
Ralph: Here's the thing, I don't want to be a bad guy anymore.
*Bad Anon. members panic and freak out*
Kano: You can't mess with the program Ralph.
M. Bison: You're not going turbo are you?
Ralph: Going Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo. Come on guys, is Turbo to want a friend? Just one friend, does that sound like going Turbo? Haven't any of you ever had a dream?
*Zangief stands with a stern expression and walks slowly until he and Ralph are chest to chest*
Zangief: I had a dream once…
*Wheatley begins playing music as Zangief stares dramatically off into the distance*
Zangief: I'm frightening, big, and hairy
We all agree I'm scary
And violence wise,
well I can't help how I'm written
But despite my evil code
And my temper that explodes
I've always wished to be a Just Dance dancer
Can't you see me on the stage performing Gangnam
Leading the players with esteem
Yes I'd rather be called shocking
For my Chiller dancer stalking
Cause way down in my code I have a dream!
*The other bad anon members become excited as they are drawn into the song*
Bad Anon.:He's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
Zangief: See I ain't as mean and scary as I seem!
Though I do like cracking femurs
I'll be standing with the dreamers
Cause way down in my code I've got a dream
Bowser: I've got claws and fangs and talons
Plus temper by the gallons
And let's not even mention my reflection
But despite my evil aim
And my tail and my flame
I'd really like the princess' affection
Can't you see me as a handsome casanove
Gifting her with gifts that shine and gleam
Because no thanks to my writer
I'm a lover not a fighter
Cause way down in my code I have a dream!
I've got a dream!
Bad Anon.: He's got a dream!
Bowser: I've got a dream!
Bad Anon.: He's got a dream!
Bowser: Cause I hope one day lovers will remain supreme
Though I am known for my scheming
There's a part of me that's dreaming
I've got a dream!
Bad Anon.: Team rocket wants to own a shelter
Wheatley does mechanical design
Joker's into mime
GLADOS' cupcakes are divine
Kuja knits
Eggman sews
Saitine does fancy fashion shows
Skull Kid's moon: And Ganondorf collects ceramic cucco birds
*The bad Anon. members look pleadingly at Clyde*
Clyde: I really don't this is proper…
*Bad Anon members look like kicked puppies*
Clyde: *sigh* Fine.
I've got dreams like you but meager
And much less over eager
They focus mostly on
Codes and players
In an arcade that is fair
With happy people everywhere
And never any unplugged games or neighbors
Ralph: I've got a dream
Bad Anon.: He's got a dream!
Ralph: I've got a dream!
Bad Anon.: He's got a dream!
Ralph: I just want a friend who will be on my team
Bad Anon.: Yeah!
Ralph: And with every passing frame
I'm so glad I left my game
Like all you other guys
I have a dream!
Bad Anon.: He's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
They've got a dream!
We've got a dream!
And our badness ain't
Really that extreme!
We're on your team!
Call us Turbo…
Sick…
Zangief: Sadistic…
Bowser: And grossly optimistic
Bad Anon.: Cause way down in our codes we have a dream!
Zangief: I've got a dream!
Bowser: I've got a dream!
Bad Anon.: I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
Ralph: I've got a dream