A Very Potter Sequel
Lyrics and Dialogue
Order according to YouTube
Act 1 Part 1
Lucius: You're late.
Yaxley: Late. What's it matter? Look at this morning's prophet! "The boy who lived does it again, the dark lord dead for good." I knew it! We backed the wrong side, AGAIN!
Lucius: Calm yourself, Yaxley.
Yaxley: All us death eaters are going to Azkaban now! NOOO, NO, NO, NO!
Lucius: Do you have what I sent you for or not?
Yaxley: Yeah, I got it. I had to break into the ministry for it, but I got it.
Lucius: Excellent.
Yaxley: And you should see the ministry, the dark lord dead not more than a day and they've already got the wizard cops out after us.
Lucius: Darn (more colorful wording used) those wizard cops! Well, none of that matters anymore as long as we have this.
Yaxley: Who do you think you are? We don't stand a chance against the wizard cops, not even you Lucius Malfoy.
(Singing)
Lucius:
Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
for all we know, you-know-who
could be watching us
(Spoken)
Yaxley: He can't be, he's dead!"
(Singing)
Lucius:
That's never stopped our plans before!
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
if we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well...
So come inside, don't you fret
for it's not over yet!
Death Eater Chorus:
Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!
(Spoken)
Death Eater 1: Lucius Malfoy, why have you called us here?
Death Eater 2: What do we do Lucius?
Death Eater 3: There's nothing to do, the dark lord is dead! Harry Potter wins, end of story.
Lucius: Yes I know, I know. He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after. There is literally no way to move forward from this point.
Yaxley: Then why are we all here?
Lucius: I was just getting to that. HARRY POTTER! We're in this sorry state because of him. And to think of all the chances we had to destroy him, why if we had destroyed him at his first year at Hogwarts, we'd be ruling the world right now.
Death Eater 1: Yes Lucius. No one is arguing that.
Death Eater 2: What does it matter? We can't change the past.
(Singing)
Lucius:
Oh? I know it seems impossible, we've been thrown off our track.
But if we can't move forward, why shouldn't we move back?
Friends and companions of evil and sin:
Think not of loss, but a new way to win.
For what is present without a beginning
to start it all?
(Spoken)
Yaxley: Go on…
(Singing)
Lucius:
There is a boy that everyone knows;
The plan is simple: I propose that
we choke the weed before it grows
up and ends it all
Do you follow me?
(Spoken)
Death Eater 1: No
(Singing)
Lucius:
The Dark Lord would have survived, had they never met...
(Spoken)
Death Eater 1: So you're saying that he wouldn't be destroyed?
(Singing)
Lucius: He'd be alive, what don't you get?
(Spoken)
Death Eater 3: Still not understanding…
(Singing)
Lucius: With Potter gone, the future will be set.
(Spoken)
Death Eaters: Aaahhhhh!
(Singing)
Lucius: …So it's not over yet!
Death Eaters:
Evil plans!
What a brilliant evil plan!
Malfoy, you're an evil man!
We love making evil plans!
(Spoken)
Lucius: So it is decided! We shall use this time turner to go back in time to Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts. We'll destroy him before he ever gets a chance to destroy us! My friends, I think we're going back! Who's with me?
Death Eaters: YEAH!
(Singing)
All: Our history is nothing more than what the losers settle for
Lucius: So look alive, and don't forget that it's not over
All: It's not over, No, it's not over yet!
All: *Evil laughter*
*Music Break*
Conductor: Platform 9, Platform 10, nothing in between.
Harry: Can someone tell me how to get to Platform 9 ¾?