A/N: Those Pegasi (the plural form of Pegasus) aren't the only ones on crack...XD

JK, you guys. Enjoy~

In a magical world called "London", there was a random storm. BUT...this wasn't any ordinary storm! It was a MAGICAL storm! And by that I mean totally ordinary. And Clive was trying to build a barn. He believed that he had a message from God in his alphabet soup, and now he thought that he had to make a barn for God's eight magical Pegasi. He only got struck by lightning, like, nine times, and although he stepped on about fifty-nine nails, he thought his barn was pretty hackin' awesome. There was even a giant neon sign with "PEGASI WELCOME!" above the door. Just then, the Professor came out.

"CLIVE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF DIPSY MOTHER FLIPPING JACKSON ARE YOU DOING?" Clive stuck out his tongue. "Duh, whaddya think I'm doin'? I is makin' a barn for God's Pegasi!" The Professor rolled his eyes. "Well, come down from there. I don't think-" and then Clive got struck by lightning. "AW CRAP! NOT AGAIN!" Clive yelled. He fell off the barn.

The Professor poked him with a long stick. "Are you okay?" Clive screwed his eyes closed tighter.

"Wait...I'm thinkin'...I'm thinkin'...yah, I'm okay." And then, with a flash of lightning, Luke came outside.

"Professah, Flora's playing in the trash compactor again! Oh, hello Clive." Luke had stepped on his face. Clive bit his foot. The Professor poked Clive again. "Clive, I told you no more biting!" Luke frowned. "Pegasi welcome? Do you have any food for them?" Clive rolled his eyes.

"Well duh. Of course I has food fors them. Come on, we's is goin' to Costco. Cause everyone knows Costco." And he picked Luke up, slung him over his shoulder and ran to Costco. And he only got hit by four cars. Luckily, he landed on his head.

Clive stared at all the things in Costco. "Luke, what is the Pegasi eatin'?" Luke shrugged.

"What do I look like? A Pegasi expert? Maybe...enchanted cheetos?" Clive snapped his fingers. Then a stupid lady came up and ruined everything.

"Excuse me, how much do these flowers cost?" Clive looked at them. Then he tipped over the display and ran screaming, "YOU JUST GOT RICK-ROLLED!" And that poor woman was left standing there in a bunch of tulips.

SO after Clive and (only reluctantly though) Luke had paid for the cheetos, Clive ran back to the barn...only to find it had been inhabited by a bunch of HAIRY SASQUATCHES!

"NOT IN THE NAME OF D.M.F.J! NO, YOU WILL NOT GET THESE CHEETOS!"

(At this point, it must be mentioned that Clive only uses proper grammar when he yells. The author apologizes. Sort-of.)

BUT THEN, A GIGANTIC DINOSAUR RAN IN, ATE THE SASQUATCHES, AND THE CHEETOS, THEN LUKE, AND THEN THE BARN, AND RAN AWAY! (that's what she said.)

THE END.

A/N: PS: Flora finally got bored of sitting in the trash compactor and moved to the vacuum cleaner. Just a random crack story that my friend and I made up in Spanish class. Why Spanish? Because that's when we're at our best. PS: We also made up Dipsy Mother Flipping Jackson as well. He flips your mom with his giant spatula.

MikuLover~