AN: Alright, still stuck in a KakuHida mood. ; Decided to write this. Pairing: KakuHida AU Crossdressing!Hidan **********************************************************************************
"I am fucking not." Hidan spat in reply, growling a little and pointing the cut lid from his can at his lover's face. He had been, seconds before, licking it clean of the soupy goodness from inside. "Lots of people lick it."
"You'll get cut and won't stop bleeding. Again." And only I'm allowed to hurt you. Granted, he knew Hidan would hurt himself, but that didn't please him. He could be very possessive of his masochist, really; he couldn't help it. The priest had become his possession, much like the piles of cash that lay stashed away in his account at the bank he worked at. He would be possessive and fight to the death if either were threatened or compromised.
"I will, too, stop. I've gotten worse cuts than this." Came the snippy reply as the male in question swished his hips a little. Those strange green eyes instantly went to that rump, clad in a tight leather skirt. Kakuzu was sure that his Jashinist wore those revealing, sexy, feminine outfits to get himself treated rougher. He knew what kind of turn-on that was, and he still played on it like nothing else. On top of that, when his lover had come home, the albino had been wearing that spiked training collar they had picked up a few weeks ago. Sure, he had added his damned Jashin symbol to it, but it didn't bother his lover too much. It looked good on that pale neck, digging slightly into the skin, and when he tugged...oh, the moans it forced out, the blood that slipped down his chest...a shudder ran down his spine at the thought.
"Mm...c'mere, idiot." He breathed gruffly into his lover's ear, hands moving to the albino's hips and tugging them back against his own, a soft groan on his lips. That tight ass felt so good.
"Kuzu! Back the fuck off, I'm fucking eating, fucker!" Without thinking, the string of curses left his lips and he groaned a little as he ground back against the other. While he wanted to eat, he couldn't deny how good he knew Kakuzu made him feel; all the exquisite pain turned to sublime pleasure and it was all he wanted after only a few seconds. He also knew things about what his lover was packing in his pants that only made it that much better for him.
"You don't seem to mean that..." The sadist hooked a finger under the chain part of the collar and tugged, making his younger lover groan and arch into him.
"D-damn you, fuck-fucker..." He whined, wriggling against him and pushing back nice and hard, wanting more. Hands worked up underneath the leather of the skirt, groping and feeling him over nicely. The Jashinist whimpered and bucked, but it found that Kakuzu's hands and touches were growing lighter. He growled and turned in the other's arms, grinding hard against him, only to find his lover pulling away. "The f-fuck you doing?"
"I think you should eat your dinner." He smiled, "Then we can play." He knew, now, that this was just cruel...but he liked to play with Hidan like this.
"Kuzuuuuuuuuu~!" Until he started whining and bitching like this. "I want you to fuck me, now."
"I have some work to do."
"You instigated this, fuckface!" Hidan growled, pinning his lover to the cabinet.
"Well...then meet me in the bedroom once you've cleaned your food up." Kakuzu pulled away and headed to the room, closing and locking the door behind him. Hidan knew he had fifteen minutes to eat, so he ate slow as he could, cursing Kakuzu the entire time.
"Jashin-fucking-damn annoying bastard. Promising me fucking sex and then fucjking denying my fucking ass. Fucking kill him."
Finally, after a long, achingly slow bout of eating, Hidan was at the door, clawing like a cat to get in. Kakuzu unlocked the door a few minutes ago.
"Hidan, it's open." He purred, licking his lips.
Opening the door immediately, the albino's jaw dropped at what he saw inside. ********************************************************************************