Disclaimer: I aint owning POTO..just making fun of it XD
Note: this is a parody of the song "Phantom of the Opera", using its melody
Christine:
Beneath the opera house we both are there
sitti-hi-ng on a couch, his hands are everywhere.
And when my soul takes flight, I scream his name !
"The Phantom of the Opera" since I,
don´t know his reaaal name.
Erik:
Now listen one more time, and don´t forget :
My name is Eeeh-RIK, for goddamn´s sake !
You keep forgetting it, just why, my love ?
"The Phantom of the Opera" may sound hot,
but there´s more to me ! (like a real name e.g)
Christine:
Though, my love, I DO fear,
I have to leave,
We have to part for now
Erik:
Always at the nicest parts !
Both:
But since it won´t take long,
till we are one agaaain,
The Phantom and his angel will lay down anew,
making love aaall night through.
Off-voice:
The Phantom of the Opera...aka Erik !
The Phantom of the Opera...
Both:
The couch won´t be enough,
for our extravagant passiooon play !
I´ll show you what Erik is able to do,
once mask and clothes ARE gone !
Two bodies in consuuuuming heat,
who will probaaably fall oooff !
The Phantom and his little Angel definitely need,
a real, new, biiig bed !
Erik:
Call me dirty names !
Christine:
Oh, my Phantom with the biggest organ eveeer ! (A/N: think of the musical one, will ya XD ?!)
Erik:
Go on, I like to hear that...yes, that´s it...
Christine:
-high tune- oooooooh-uh-ooooooohh !
Erik:
Keep going, your daddy likes that very much...
Christine:
-high tune- oooooooh-uh-ooooooohh !
Erik:
Keep going..yes, my angel..right there !...Oh please go on...Go on, will you ?!
Christine:
-even higher tune- oooooooh-uh-ooooooohh !
Erik:
Yes !
I hit the target...
But now to you, my dirty little Angel !
Let my body proof,
to you how grateful I am !
You can´t escape,
a Phantom´s loving !
But first I´ll throw,
throw away this awful couch...
Note: would LOVE reviews ;)