CASTIEL AND DEAN
WOW: match: an Olympic-standard performance on skates. NOT.
Disclaimer: sadly, I don't own them!
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"These are Ice skates Dean."
"Well spotted Sherlock."
"Why are you giving me ice skates?"
"Because, Cas, the lake behind the bunker is frozen over, so we can skate on it."
"Why?"
*sigh* "Because it'll be fun, that's why."
"Oh."
"We can skate around just like in the Olympics."
"Right, the Olympics. Yes."
…
"OK, ready Cas?"
"I think so."
"Feel steady enough to set off?"
"Yes"
Ok, let's go.
*fumble* *grab*
"CAS! Put me down, what the hell? PUT ME DOWN!"
"But Dean, you said we would be skating like in the Olympics."
"THE HOCKEY MATCHES you moron – not ice dancing!"
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