I actually saw a picture on DA that sparked this story so I had to jot it down. It may turn into an attempted comic as well but I'm still playing with the set up. This is all making fun of Neji's outfit after the timeskip so if you don't know what he looks like then this won't make any sense...
Wardrobe Change
The red headed tomboy strolled into the kitchen leisurely eating an apple. Never mind that it wasn't her house and Neji was by the counter mumbling curses at something. Kina tossed her apple in the trash and walked up next to him. "What are you doing?"
"I can't get this jar open." Neji said. He wasn't even going to bother with asking how or why she was in his kitchen.
"Run it under water for a minute." Kina says simply.
"That's ridiculous. How's that going to help?"
"It works, trust me."
"I bet you it won't." Neji retorts and continues struggling with the tightly sealed jar.
"Deal! What do you want to bet?" Kina slams her hand on the counter. Neji thinks for a moment then hands over the jar.
"You have to wear a skirt for a week." He proclaims as Kina walks to the sink and turns on the water.
"Fine but if I win. You wear a skirt for a week!" She counters and points at him dramatically.
"Fine, it's not like it will wor-" A loud popping sound made him stop short and Kina raised the opened jar triumphantly.
"You were saying?"
The next day
"That's cheating!" Kina shouts in disappointment at Neji's new outfit.
"Prove it." Neji smirks and walks off.
And since forth Neji's wardrobe was changed to traditional Hyuuga robes. The End.
I know it's short but it makes me laugh. Sorry if you don't get it.
