(A new person arrives in Lumbridge)
Newbie: Oooooooh, I just got out of training. Yay! But now what?
Member: You can earn money.
Newbie: Nah, too boring.
Member: You can chop trees.
Newbie: Nah, too much hard work.
Member: You can cook.
Newbie: Nah, too easy.
Member: You can kill people.
Newbie: Nah, too violent.
Member: THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?!
Newbie: Nothing.
Member: Oh, great. I just wasted five minutes. Five minutes I could have spent fishing!!
Newbie: How do you fish?
Member: You use a fishing rod, dummy.
Newbie: Don't call me a dummy!
Member: You can't do anything. You're nothing but a dummy. DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY!!!!
Newbie: Wait! I can do whatever you want me to do!
Member: Then earn money, chop trees, cook, and kill people.
Newbie: Whatever you say, master.
(Newbie goes out and earns money, chops trees, cooks, and kills people)
FIVE HOURS LATER…
Newbie: I'm exhausted. Can I stop now, master?
Member: Yeah, sure. I just wanted to make you tired.
Newbie: what what what?!
Member: Later, stupid!
(The member logs out)
Newbie: You know what? I will never, not ever, take advice from an expert again!
(The member logs back in)
Member: Want information?
Newbie: Sure!
THE END
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