10 Things I Learned Today

By Skipperdee171

Alright, this is kinda gonna be my writer's block inspired story. It's not as much writer's block as it is just not feeling like writing anything else. Also, I am going to write the poll-inspired story since I've gotten 7 yeses and 6 maybes and 0 Nos! So thanks tremendously to anyone who voted!

I am going to put the link to the video that Alice is blabbing about below on my profile, and I think it might make a bit more sense if you went ahead and watched it. Thanks~

Disclaimer: I'm not Stephenie Meyer. Or Alice. Or the owner of a blue raspberry soda manufacturing company. But If you got to chose who you were, it would be a tough choice between those three.

RAWR!!

Saying "Dear Diary" is so last year. I find it much more appropriate to start of every entry with a random sund effect! So RAWR!! That's dinosaur for "I love you." I read that on an icon somewhere.

Today I found this wicked sweet Youtube video called An Story. It was totally hilarious! It's about this cow... and nicaragua... and space cookies!! I watched it 700 times and have it memorized. You must watch it now. I command it of you!!

Wait a sec... you're just a piece of paper. Crap.

Anyway, I got so excited that I decided to show it to everyone in the house. I set up a huge multi-media presentation. IT WAS AWESOME! You should have been there. I think the strobe lights might have been a bit too much. They did give Bella a seizure. Oh well! She's okay now. Hopefully.

Nobody thought the video was too funny. Emmett and Nessie were the only ones who laughed. Everyone else was too worried about Bella. They weren't even paying attention! Geez, she was gonna be fine. At least, I was pretty sure...

Finally, here are the 10 things that life has taught me today!

1. Youtube is an amazing place where nothing bad ever happens.

2. Stobe lights give humans seizures.

3. Nicaragua is a country and a cowboy.

4. Space cookies are just regular cookies in space.

5. Appearantly Bella is more loved than me.

6. Youtube doesn't give out awards for providing 43% of the views for a video.

7. Emmett, Nessie, and myself are the only vampires with any sense of humor whatsoever.

8. Paper is an innanimate object.

9. Multi-media presentations are rather expensive.

10. Making lists is hard.

Yours truly,

Alice :)

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