it was a drak and stormy nite. annie the ginger demon cuoldnt slep no metter how hrard she triid. she tossed nd tnurd. finnally she felt hersef slipping intu slep. BUT!1! SHE WOOK UP NAD SHE WAS IN A DRARK ROOOM!1 IT WAS SOOOO SPOOPY1! she looked raranound. it luked liek she was in A SHPACESHIPP!1! OMG!one! she was TIED DOUN!1 but then! a spoopy drark dude waaked in. nad she felt chilllz goin up n down her spine! shiver! shiver! shiver! she tried tu talk but she had A GAAG IN HER MOUTHMPH! so the spoopy dude didnlt notice her [omg notice me already senpai!]. anyho, he started tu tak of his shirt! [so smexy] nad she trid to SCREAM but therer was the gaag in her MOUTHPH!1! butt he truned around! and!1! he had ABS!1!one! and not jsust ANY ABS! thes was a SIXTEEN PACK!1 (how the fuck is that possible) [it's just a story, don't overanalyze it] she GASPED! *gasp* nad he GASPED! *gasp* his abs were BIG! and BEAUTIFUL! and ROUND! (wait so you're telling me he had sixteen pairs of boobs on his lower abdomen) [shut the fuck up]
-kylos POV!-
he didnt know how she got therer! he reeched out to untii her, nad she shrank bcack from his touch. and his feels were hrurt! poor kylo!1! so he untied her, nd she set up and stared in mazememt at his abbs!
-annies POV!-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS!11!one!1!, she thoutgh! tey were sooo weird! but then!1! SIJAX AND OLIVE AND NIKITA OPENED THE DOOR!1! le gasp! *gasp* "its not wat it luks like!" cried annie-boo. tey stood there in mazememt! and den severeal things hapened at the same tiem!
1. olive squeeled!
2. sijax got pervrerted grin on her fcace!
3. nikita sploded with noseblods and swooned in the gneral drection of sijax, but sijax is giant asswhole and didnt catch her!1! so now nkita is lying on flor in pile of noseblods.
4. SIJAX U LAZY FKUCER
annie luked at dem. nad she sighed. *sigh* but! olive reeched twards kylos abs!1! and! dey glowed!1! it was bootiful! and den a thing cam out of his abs! it was AN AB DEMON!1! SO SPOOPY! IT WAS JSUST DIS MASS OF AB! AND IT LUKED AT OLIVE AND SEEJAX AND NIKTA LYING IN DE PILE OF NOSEBLODS!1! IT WAS ANGRY!1! IT TRID TOO KILL DEM! BUT! NKITA WOKED UP AND DEN SHE WAS VAMPIRE! SPOOPY SPOOPY! NAD SHE SCURRED THE AB DEMON! "you scurred the ab demon", whispered Olive. "yes I did", whispered Naomi right back. and seajacks screemed wit laugter! "WE CAN DSTEROY DE WORL!" she screemed. "but den wher will we life?" asked olvive. "ok fine butt we wil rule de worl" "YAAAASSSSSS" screemed nkata nd ovile! as dis was goin on, kyo and anie left. "fck u", dey sayed.
-epilogue-
Kylo Ren and Anne moved out into space where Kylo built a better deathstar that they lived in. They started a two-person band that mainly just did covers of depressing Red songs. They had two children, a son named Itachi, who joined forces with Jack Sparrow and started a rivalry with Sijax, Olive, Nikita, and the ab demon (whose name turned out to be Edward). They also had a daughter named Sasuke who married some weird ramen-obsessed ADHD fucker named Naruto.
Sijax, Olive, Nikita, and Edward conquered many nations of the world, although Itachi and Jack Sparrow got quite a few as well. Olive and Nikita each found their own respective werewolf husband; Olive's was Joshua, and Nikita's was Alex. Sijax focused mainly on conquering the world, but in her old age she acquired approximately 87 cats that were all well cared for. Edward is immortal, and lives to this day. You may see him, stalking the forests or hiding in dark alleys.
Waiting.
Watching.